ass vs tits

small boobs (fake boobs = no go), small upper body in general
and a big fat ass with juicy thighs.

my favourite proportions on a woman

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ballertime - maybe a future meeting is in order? ;)
basokajoe- that board is full of drama and I stay away from that.
 
I love both, The ass for me. Love rubbing, licking, squeezing, probing, and exciting a lady till she squirms, and moans with pleasure, it the beautiful ass for me.
 
In the words of the late, great Rodney Dangerfield...."I'm an ass man, everywhere I go people are always saying to me 'Hey man, you're an ass' ".
 
lmao you guys are too funny.

waswarrior - not sure what kind of ladies you are seeing but me and my friends definetly don't have floppy boobs!
 
Love a good titty fuck - so much!!!
 
Rodney Dangerfield's sex life was problematic, " my wife cut me down to once a month, I'm lucky, other guys she cut out completely", and then, "I'm a bad lover, the other day I caught a Peeping Tom booing me".

As long as you make each other happy, does it really matter? Just don't be a common schmoe like Louis CK.

Side note: She turned down Carmela Soprano.

 
ballertime - maybe a future meeting is in order? ;)

A couple of points to address this.

1. Not sure what your rates are, but I'm sure whatever they are, its probably not worth it....for you.
2. What are your political affiliations wrt the US scene right now?
3. Do we have pics of sweetiepieexo posted somewhere? I would like to see if the answer to point 2 is irrelevant.
4. I would demand porn be on screen as I am a kinky 47 yr old and dueling banjo's to porn on the tv would be most appreciated.
5. I do all my negotiations for services in view of everyone on the board...no pm
 
1.) I cant discuss rates as I'm not a paid advertiser
2.) I don't have any affilitations with the us political system and tbh it does not interest me. Trump is an idiot.
3.) I'm sure someone will let you know where to find me :)
4.) porn is not an issue.
5.) I don't negotiate my services or rates. My health is way to important.


There are reviews posted about me and they are all stellar minus a couple ok ones. If you have any questions pm me .


I think as long as a girl has the right proportions everyone is happy.
Whether it be big tits, small tits, round tits, perky tits , big ass small ass, bubble but, etc. Personally for me I'm attracted to guys who have a nice personality and don't come off too conceited. I like it when gentleman know what they want and aren't shy about it. I love hearing all your opinions keep em coming boys ;)



A couple of points to address this.

1. Not sure what your rates are, but I'm sure whatever they are, its probably not worth it....for you.
2. What are your political affiliations wrt the US scene right now?
3. Do we have pics of sweetiepieexo posted somewhere? I would like to see if the answer to point 2 is irrelevant.
4. I would demand porn be on screen as I am a kinky 47 yr old and dueling banjo's to porn on the tv would be most appreciated.
5. I do all my negotiations for services in view of everyone on the board...no pm
 
1.) I cant discuss rates as I'm not a paid advertiser
2.) I don't have any affilitations with the us political system and tbh it does not interest me. Trump is an idiot.
3.) I'm sure someone will let you know where to find me :)
4.) porn is not an issue.
5.) I don't negotiate my services or rates. My health is way to important.


There are reviews posted about me and they are all stellar minus a couple ok ones. If you have any questions pm me .


I think as long as a girl has the right proportions everyone is happy.
Whether it be big tits, small tits, round tits, perky tits , big ass small ass, bubble but, etc. Personally for me I'm attracted to guys who have a nice personality and don't come off too conceited. I like it when gentleman know what they want and aren't shy about it. I love hearing all your opinions keep em coming boys ;)

Yeesh, sorry there goes my sense of humour getting me in trouble again.