Ask an "Angry Black Man" thread.

[La Roche]

Do you happen to know any good advice to increase the length of our "talent"?

I am about 5.5 inch long. Thx brother!

 

[ogibowt]

Flim, or film?
Tim Hortons..or Starbucks?
Etta James or Candi Staton
Carly Simon or Shania Twain?
Peanut butter or Jam?
Yorkville or The Entertainment District?
Leno..or Letterman ?

 

[papasmerf]

We white folks seek to bronze ourselves. Is this due the the fact we want to get white women too?

 

[La Roche]

Are you good at rapping and hip-hop dancing naturally? or do you have to groom yourself overtime?

 

[papasmerf]

what kind of gun did Cleavon Little take himself hostage with in what 1974 movie?

 

[SecretRendezvous]

Is OJ Simpson really innocent?

 

[Back Burner]

Your reaction to being called "my black brother " by males from the following
races/cultures that you have only known for a very short period of time ;


Oriental

Asian ( non Oriental)

East Indian

South American

European White (with an accent)

North American White

Black ( from anywhere )


BTW - to all members don't bust my balls on the above breakdowns as I'm too lazy to give definitive bullet proof breakdowns . You know who I'm referring to .

Doesn't matter what race if it comes from a friend.

 

[Back Burner]

does it make you angry when people put white cream in their black coffee?

Nope. I'm a double double kind of guy.

Which one?:

Black Man Wheels
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Be My Witness

Gotta love German cars!!

 

[K Douglas]

Why do black people with a darker complexion get tattoos when you can't even see them properly?

 

[Back Burner]

if a little blonde gave you THE BEST bbbjcimsw of your life today,
would you still be angry ?

HELL to the NO!!!

I'm have a smile on my face all week!!!

Do you have someone in mind?

 

[papasmerf]

HELL to the NO!!!

I'm have a smile on my face all week!!!

Do you have someone in mind?

Great Bear

 

[Back Burner]

3 questions:
You say you are an angry black man, but you are actually very funny.
1) Are you Chris Rock?

If I was Chris Rock I'd be banging a hooker right now.

2)If I won your offer of DQ, can I choose the location? Just askin' now, because I find the following neighbours scary and possibly bad for my health:
Jane/Finch
Malvern
Vaughn Rd/Oakdale
South Central
Watts
South side of Chicago (they say it's the baddest part of town!)
Harlem
Da Hood (not sure where it is, but heard plenty of bad things to keep my cracker-ass out of it)
Da Projects (same as above)

I'd pick it up and delivery it to the strip club of your choice.

3) last question - the DQ treat wouldn't be a chocolate swirly, would it? Because my neighbour told me when he was in prison, some black guys gave him a chocolate swirly and he didn't like it? Are they made with bitter chocolate?

Not sure but you substitute a tossed salad instead.

 

[Back Burner]

Do you happen to know any good advice to increase the length of our "talent"?

I am about 5.5 inch long. Thx brother!

Tube socks stuffed with marbles and tie.

 

[Back Burner]

Flim, or film?
Tim Hortons..or Starbucks?
Etta James or Candi Staton
Carly Simon or Shania Twain?
Peanut butter or Jam?
Yorkville or The Entertainment District?
Leno..or Letterman ?

Why can't a brother have it all?

 

[Back Burner]

We white folks seek to bronze ourselves. Is this due the the fact we want to get white women too?

We all want white women. Some more then others. I never got the whole tanning thing until my white buddy almost blinded me when he took off his shirt.

 

[Back Burner]

Are you good at rapping and hip-hop dancing naturally? or do you have to groom yourself overtime?

natural at dancing, have to work at the rapping, yo!

 

[Back Burner]

what kind of gun did Cleavon Little take himself hostage with in what 1974 movie?

Sounds kinda racist to me.


Colt 45, Blazing Saddles. Classic!!

 

[Back Burner]

Is OJ Simpson really innocent?

Of course. He was set up by the man because he was rich and married to a white woman. It was a total cover up by racist police in the LAPD. He's a victim!!!



I'm fucking with you. The fucker is a murdering bastard.

 

[Back Burner]

do you have ashy skin ? I mean ...do you find that you have to spend more money on moisturizer than a white person?

I really don't know how much moisturizer a white person buys. But I do moisturize daily. I take pride in my looks, smell, and style.

 

[rafterman]

What kind of music do you like? Favorite artists?

What kind of food do you like? Favorite restaurants?