Asian Kelly in Kitchener

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Last week I wanted to book Cindy (always good on short notice) so I arranged and time and headed over. When I got there it wasn't Cindy, it was the other girl, who I guess from the ad is "Kelly". To be fair, it wasn't a bait and switch or anything like that, Cindy tried to warn me on the phone but her english isn't great and I didn't figure out what she meant until I got there.

Much like Cindy, Kelly is a good 20 years older than advertised. Her english isn't understandable most of the time either. She's a bit chubby with sort of a Sandra Oh type of face. I wanted to try anyway, 'cause I was there and I was horny, might as well risk the new girl. Cindy gives a really good massage, but Kelly just did the generic thing that I didn't enjoy that much. The experience was blah, she overacted quite a bit, pretending it was painful when I first stuck it in. Although she was very tight so you could almost believe it.

So, overall, not recommended unless you were in a situation like me and looking for a girl on very short notice, and she was nearby. Even then.. there's other girls I'd phone first.
 

Art Mann

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I remember Cousin ITT.

Although not as fondly as I remember Morticia.

Wish I could have fondled her.
 
nope, never had herp's...thats actually a very wierd/funny/true story! lol

I was living on my own for the first time when I was 19 in University in the big city, and for my Bday I called up an escort agency...had their hottest blonde sent over...she arrived, we talked for abit, etc, and got down to business. This was actually my very first hobby experience as well. I was unable to perform, due to nerves, etc. she did give me a not so good CBJ, and tried to complete the FS three times but my lack of standup-ability it could not be executed...so we talked for abit, and I told her I was in school, and she left a small town, so did I, blah blah...we ended up being cousins! HAHAHAH (we have a super huge family, I have over 100 cousins, and only to this day met 40-50 of them.)
 

BretTo

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nope, never had herp's...thats actually a very wierd/funny/true story! lol

I was living on my own for the first time when I was 19 in University in the big city, and for my Bday I called up an escort agency...had their hottest blonde sent over...she arrived, we talked for abit, etc, and got down to business. This was actually my very first hobby experience as well. I was unable to perform, due to nerves, etc. she did give me a not so good CBJ, and tried to complete the FS three times but my lack of standup-ability it could not be executed...so we talked for abit, and I told her I was in school, and she left a small town, so did I, blah blah...we ended up being cousins! HAHAHAH (we have a super huge family, I have over 100 cousins, and only to this day met 40-50 of them.)
Dude, you need to call into Dean Blundell 'wha happen'd'. Sure winner.

LOL
 

BretTo

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102.1 The Edge morning show. They do a bit where people call in and tell them crazy stories about what happened to them. Prizes for the best one of the morning.
 
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