asain mp

[calloway]

I met a gem though back in toronto, went by the name kelly. She was awesome, full 1/2 hour for 100, and she was sweet...pretty, only thing is i think her kitty was kinda smelly and her feet were sorta black...

If Kelly was a gem... what is your definition of a disaster?

 

[pimpin_civic]

tornado

 

[pimpin_civic]

Hey do any of you know what golden touch's hours of ops are?

 

[calloway]

Nope... give them a call. Do you have the telephone number?

GOLDEN TOUCH Special $25.00 690 King W. 519-208-2876

 

[CUTTERBUCK]

Nope... give them a call. Do you have the telephone number?

GOLDEN TOUCH Special $25.00 690 King W. 519-208-2876

Are you sure Civic guy will undertand that?

 

[pimpin_civic]

Called in, opened till midnight.
Sweet. You make me seem as if i'm a blonde :|

 

[calloway]

Are you sure Civic guy will undertand that?

We'll find out in a few hours... the number and address I posted was for a local gay bar.

 

[CUTTERBUCK]

We'll find out in a few hours... the number and address I posted was for a local gay bar.

Oh Cal, you are really too funny.
I gotta rest up for a special guset tomorow.

 

[pimpin_civic]

you guys are mean....but no i heard a chinese voice over the phone.
Btw calloway, how would you know if that was a local gay bar?...is it very local to you?

 

[calloway]

Good come back Pimpin... almost an hour and a half later. Now you're getting it.

 

[pimpin_civic]

im a nice guy calloway, i'd hate to have to start using comebacks...but if necessary...bring it on

 

[calloway]

i'd hate to have to start using comebacks...but if necessary...bring it on

I guess you're right... I'm pretty shitty at comebacks.

 

[Jimmy C]

OMG, I leave for a couple of days and return to find guys firing loads across each others backs...

PC, how'd the PM go? Were you surprised when she told you she read terb and wanted you to open your mouth for the checkup instead?

 

[pimpin_civic]

not as i planned...the deal was it wasnt really a PM...the lady kept talking about my penis, how it needs surgury (i have something called phimosis) and that i need to get circumcised. I must find better..

 

[CUTTERBUCK]

not as i planned...the deal was it wasnt really a PM...the lady kept talking about my penis, how it needs surgury (i have something called phimosis) and that i need to get circumcised. I must find better..

Hey Civic. That must be very painful.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis

 

[Jimmy C]

not as i planned...the deal was it wasnt really a PM...the lady kept talking about my penis, how it needs surgury (i have something called phimosis) and that i need to get circumcised. I must find better..

Shit man, wayyyy too much information. Put some cream on that thing already!

Phimosis: Phimosis is normal in children and typically resolves by adolescence.

This condition could explain PC's "gem" posting after some introspection:

her kitty was kinda smelly and her feet were sorta black

 

[pimpin_civic]

Yea the chinese lady told me that since i have OHIP i should be able to get it done ASAP..It means circumcision ....

Can any of you help me out here with this? Is it alright to be circumcised?

 

[calloway]

Agreed.... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information.

I find it bizarre that all these years later and you had to find this out from an older Asian MP.

 

[Jimmy C]

How did this thread with so much (albeit mis-spelled) potential digress to this?

BTW, the original ad is changed now to:
GOLDEN TOUCH Special $25.00 690 King W. 519-208-2876

PC, use that OHIP (figures an immigrant knows our system and its coverage), see a doctor and determine whether such an invasive alternative is necessary and please don't mention it again.

Kings Buffet doesn't seem like such a great option now after that. So glad I came back.

 

[pimpin_civic]

well, if i go do this operation, i'm out of commission for a week, on top of that no money coming in, thus no hobbying