Artificial Virginity Hymen

calloway

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Do people actually buy this shit?

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

  • Easy to use
  • Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
  • Soluble and expandable at body heat
  • Clinically proven non-toxic to human
  • No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
  • Made in Japan
USD $14.90
 
In some cultures...

calloway said:
Do people actually buy this shit?

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

  • Easy to use
  • Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
  • Soluble and expandable at body heat
  • Clinically proven non-toxic to human
  • No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
  • Made in Japan
USD $14.90


...virginity is a BIG deal...as in life and death.

Then of course there is the fact that it is "important" to some number of men who aren't even part of said cultures.

This doesn't surprise me, but I agree it does seem stupid....
 
This product might be big in countries where they jail, torture or kill women who loose their virginity before marriage. This could be life saving!
 
I saw a documentary where after the wedding the married couple go into a tent and consumate the marriage and then they run around the town with bloodied panties on a stick showing she was indeed a virgin, kind of like a parade.

crazy shit :eek:

All we do here is get shit faced and go off to Mexico for a vacation after the wedding and good luck if you get any blood cuz she likely blew out her hymen several years before you ever knew her..
 
Radio_Shack said:
I saw a documentary where after the wedding the married couple go into a tent and consumate the marriage and then they run around the town with bloodied panties on a stick showing she was indeed a virgin, kind of like a parade.

crazy shit :eek:

All we do here is get shit faced and go off to Mexico for a vacation after the wedding and good luck if you get any blood cuz she likely blew out her hymen several years before you ever knew her..
I used to work for a plastic surgeon before my current profession. There are surgeries you can do to restore your hymen and for many women it is a life or death surgery due to their culture.
http://www.tcclinic.com/hymen-restoration-toronto.php