If it's any consolation, I'm made uncomfortable by the male nudity in this thread too. Not out of any knee jerk "ew, yuck" reaction, mind you.* It's just that with all those cutting boards, hot grills, lawn mowers, etc, I'd rather not have the poor fuckers all exposed and dangling like.
*in fact, I figure that most straight fellers would just scroll past them and think "meh", and not "OHMAHGERD! Disgussssting!" We're just not that fascinated or drawn to them, really. Is there something you want to get off your chest?