Aren't We Naughty!

Marla

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What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done that you care to admit.

For me it was in first class in a plane sitting next to a movie star who shall reamain nameless, coming back from Los Angeles. Needless to say, he was very good looking with stunning blue eyes and he kept the drinks flowing at out seats. I was at that time, deathly afraid of flying so had had a few before boarding the plane and was feeling no pain- this was about 20 years ago when I was a lot friskier.

We got a blanket out and I started to rub himand he whipped out his cock, while we were in mid air with the lights turned down and the stewards done serving. I started to give him a hj. I was nervous at first but then relaxed into it as I realized everyone around us had their eyes shut so I got underneath the blanket and started to suck on his cock. I got into a rhythm and pretty soon he exploded into my mouth and I swallowed it.

We chatted and had a nice flight for the rest of the duration and he took me out once, while staying in TO.
 
One of my co-workers, very attractive milf. She was in her mid 40's and I was in my mid 20's at the time. We used to flirt all the time at work and one day, she told me she was having a bad day as it was friday and her husband wasn't gonna be home and he was taking the car leaving her stranded at home. For some stupid reason, I offered to go out with her for a drink and dinner. Big mistake or was it lol. She had a few drinks at the restaurant and was felling buzzed. Flirting and more daring as the night went on. She started to flash me her tits and took her bra off. Me being the gentlemen decline any advances she made and told her I would take her home as she was drunk. We went out for a smoke and she looked me in the eyes and started to make out with me and told me she wanted to fuck me. I decline again, as she told me she wasn't drunk and wanted it badly. She rubbed my package and told me how much she always wanted to fuck me. I couldn't take it anymore and said ok. We went back to the car and went to the back seat, she sucked me and rode me like crazy. For some reason, I couldn't cum but was hard as hell. We fucked for about 1 hr straight and she kept on asking me when I was gonna cum. The funny thing was when she was riding me, her husband called and she took the call. Eventually I came and drove her home. The next time I saw her at work, we fucked again. This continued on for quite awhile until I moved on.
 
blowjob on the picket line with coworkers

sex in the changing booth at victoria secrets

sex at hedonism everywhere, with spectators

on my to do list..... the coin operated photo booths in the mall
 
I was dating a guy who had a job at the ice rink. So when i showed up at his work wearing a mini skirt and high black boots and a cute top , he said you look sexy i wannna fuck you right now, but he had to clean the ice first, so he said jump on the zomboni with me, so i did next thing you know i'm on my knees giving him a blow job as he's steering……then he came in my mouth all over my face and in my hair …..then he wanted round 2 so we found a table in a room at the ice rink, and he did me sitting up legs around his neck sso i asked him to cum in my mouth again so he did and he tasted so good. I think he ate lots of pineapple or something lol
 
I had sex once on a crowded bus on a Friday afternoon in Ottawa probably 6-7 years ago
It was with my boyfriend of the time, with whom I was fluidly-bond with (read sex with no condoms)
The bus was really crowded and we were sitting on the very last row against the window, as more people got in I just ended up sitting on his lap.
It was during summer so I was wearing one of those frilly summer dresses, with the bump and the stuff like that, my BF started to get hard and I reach out to pull his dick out ( I was still sitting on him and my dress was covering us) and split it inside of me...cause obviously I wasn't wearing any panties.

While I didn't move or grind as it would be too suspicious, with the movements it was pretty great . We ended up going all the way to the final stop as he couldn't stop being hard even after I removed myself from him

Oh to be (really) young again and not think about the consequences :P
 
Had a gf with benefits when between wives in the 80's, who was just a girl at work, we used to go to bars together and pick up people...me girls, her guys, then go home together (her place or my place) and screw again..... well she was engaged to get married too.. well at her wedding reception she came out to the parking lot screaming at me because I picked up her cousin at the wedding and was making out with her in the parking lot. The bride broke that up, told me I was out of line doing that with her cousin... sent her packing back into the reception, then the bride blew me to make up for it..... we got back inside just in time for the toasts....

forgot to add.... after the wedding, I had to go home to my live in gf.... who I married a year later....
 
I sing at church and a few years ago I was dating the church's organist. Once, during a funeral service, while we were up in the organ loft, I decided I wanted to fuck so we both stripped from the waist down and had sex during the eulogy. We both ended up finishing the service half naked and then when the funeral was over and the church was empty we got completely naked and went for round 2
 
I was on a road trip to Florida back in the 80s and we stopped in a motel for the night in Georgia. I was 20 and my GF was 18 at the time and we were virtual horndogs.

I was unable to control myself and that night I went down on her and licked her so hard that she was biting her lip to keep herself from screaming.

The naughty part..... my ultra conservative, bible-thumping parents were sleeping in the next bed, five feet away.
 
Once, a number of years ago I had sex with a co-worker on the conference room table. After hours of course, but we were both married at the time, so it might not have been a great idea. There had been considerable build up to that event as well.
When I left the company not long after that, they threw a going away party for me. Everyone was there from work as well as my wife. When the last good byes were being said, my wife did comment on how enthusiastically that particular lady hugged me. My wife said "I think xxx is going to miss you". lol



Another one, way back in time. I was sleeping with my gf's future sister-in-law. This went on for a few weeks leading up to the wedding. We had a great laugh when my gf suggested I dance with the bride.
 
I sing at church and a few years ago I was dating the church's organist. Once, during a funeral service, while we were up in the organ loft, I decided I wanted to fuck so we both stripped from the waist down and had sex during the eulogy. We both ended up finishing the service half naked and then when the funeral was over and the church was empty we got completely naked and went for round 2

That will be quite the story for St. Peter when you get to the pearly gates! :D
 
Based on my many, many past sexual transgressions, I highly doubt I'll even get close to the pearly gates after I die :P

Maybe you can give him a bit of a twerk to see if he'll let those transgressions slide. He must have a boring job with all those sweet, innocent types around LOL
 
I sing at church and a few years ago I was dating the church's organist. Once, during a funeral service, while we were up in the organ loft, I decided I wanted to fuck so we both stripped from the waist down and had sex during the eulogy. We both ended up finishing the service half naked and then when the funeral was over and the church was empty we got completely naked and went for round 2

I am on edge waiting for your next blog.
 
I sing at church and a few years ago I was dating the church's organist. Once, during a funeral service, while we were up in the organ loft, I decided I wanted to fuck so we both stripped from the waist down and had sex during the eulogy. We both ended up finishing the service half naked and then when the funeral was over and the church was empty we got completely naked and went for round 2

An interesting way to express the deceased and his/her mourners meant less than nothing to you.
 
I sing at church and a few years ago I was dating the church's organist. Once, during a funeral service, while we were up in the organ loft, I decided I wanted to fuck so we both stripped from the waist down and had sex during the eulogy. We both ended up finishing the service half naked and then when the funeral was over and the church was empty we got completely naked and went for round 2

If the dearly departed was looking down from Heaven he must have thought that was quite the send-off! Not sure that Requiem will ever be the same for me. Thanks a bunch!
 
Based on my many, many past sexual transgressions, I highly doubt I'll even get close to the pearly gates after I die :P

I will wait for you in the other place.