Reminds me of this thread posted by a TERBIE titled "Curse of the Giant Cock". He lamented that he gets way more than his fair share of "declines" by SP's when they see the size of his member.
are you kidding me?
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wasnt so much the length as it was so massivly thick...... i could feel my pussy skin ripping as the base of his cock went in
OMG !! thats horrible.. something as big as that really is useless to a pussy ... well to mine and yours as it seems. lol
*hugs*
It's too bad a guy can't control the size of his "thingy", like maybe inflate the thing to only half or 3 quarters of its full size.
Too funny...you should gather all of the strange messages providers get and put the collected works in a book.
HaHa that would be a interesting book for sure. i had a guy want to write his name on me in permant marker after he came on my face...
He did not write his name anywhere . I am not having some dudes name on me for however long it would take permanent marker to wear off..
You should have told him "If I squirt on you, will you get the drops tattooed on your face?"
I was only kidding when I asked where he wrote his name! I know you wouldn't let some guy write on you with a permanent marker! That's why when I see you I'm just going to bring my semi-permanent marker!
LOL.. yes cuz that is soo much better.. with they be the fruity smelling markers?
I to suffer from that problem..lol but I must say that I rather enjoy my tightness most of the time.. you would think that a gentleman would realize you are in discomfort
I am surprised sp's do text. dealing with guys who would probably never say half these things over the phone or even less in person. Seems odd to me at least that some see clients without even talking to them on the phone. I imagine many of those who text are probably time wasters or are just tying to get off.
I used to wish for a bigger penis. then one day while walking down the beech I found this magic lantern. Sure enough the genie offered me one free wish, so I said oh Genie I wish my penis hung all the way down to the floor............................... poof just like that , both my legs fell off.
