Are you a Douche?

I scored 2 out of 10

OTB
 
And the biggest Douche of all is the idiot who sat down and thought up the 10 questions.
 
Ok I'm pretty safe.

I have a Police CD, but it's okay because I don't play it for anyone, and when i sing along privately, i change the words to "Walking on the Moon":

"Giant strokes are what you take, wanking on the moon,
I hope my dick don't break, wanking on the moon, etc..."