Are you a cyprinophobiac? Help is here!

[extruder]

Scared of hookers? (ahem... sex workers). Well apparently you're not alone. Or then again, maybe you are.

"Cyprinophobia: [def.] phobia of prostitutes: a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of prostitutes, venereal disease, or stds , despite the understanding by the phobic individual and reassurance by others that there is no danger."

Sound familiar? I thought not.Â_Â_

Fortunately for those of us suffering from this sexually debilitating (and wallet-fattening) condition, there is a solution. Read the words of one little lady who will have you back in the saddle with your very own MSOGFE before you can say BBJTIC!

http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=2659:1488

 

[Questor]

According to this webpage..."To add insult to an already distressing condition, most phobia of prostitutes therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear."

So my question is...is this therapy covered by OHIP? Cause if it is, I think I just got a bad case of cyprinophobia. Oh doctor, I think I need some really intense therapy. Help me please. Its those EE ladies...they terrify me. ROFL

 

[shack]

It sounded like a bullshit site. They talked about the difficulties this phobia can create in one's life and the personal cost.

 

[banshie]

I guess this makes me a cyprinophile.

 

[Esco!]

I guess this makes me a cyprinophile.

LOL.....it makes me a serial cyprinophile