OK Now how about some dumb customer stories…
OK Now how about some dumb customer stories…
I been reading on this thread a few bad service or dumb staff stories how about some dumb customer stories?
I’ll start off.
Years ago I was working at Home & Rural Appliances as Assistant Manager / retail sales person.
I always answer the phone “Home and Rural, can I help you?”
So one day I answer the phone in a very clear voice “Home and Rural, can I help you please?”
Customer: “Is this Home and Rural?”
Me: ‘Yes sir, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Can I speak to someone in sales?”
Me: “Yes sir, you are speaking the sales dept, are you looking for something special?”
Customer: “So you are a salesman then?”
Me: “Yes sir, I am the Assistant Sales Manager”
Customer: “And this is the Mississauga store, right?”
Me: “Yes sir we are on Dundas near Dixie”
Customer “So you are in Mississauga then?”
Me: “Yes sir, next door to Ponderosa on south side of Dundas, just east of Dixie”
Customer “Dundas in Mississauga right?”
Me: “Yes sir”
Customer “Oh yah you are just down the street from The Brick right?”
Me: “Yes sir, not too far from there”
Customer: “Is that a good store, The Brick?”
Me: “I don’t know sir, I have never been there”
Customer: “You have never been to The Brick before?”
Me: “No, never”
Customer: “So you have never ever been to The Brick ever, so you can’t tell me anything about them at all?”
Me: “No, sorry… I can only tell you about Home & Rural, I work here, not The Brick”
Customer: “ummm, I think I’ll give them a call, I have some questions to ask them, I’ll call you back later”
Me: “Ok sir, thanks for calling” “Bye”
Thank God he never called back. lmao.