Are hard lemonade type beverages for the ladies only

Brill

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Ferfucksakes, it seems everything is viewed as being masculine or feminine behaviour by the judgmental gender police among us.

Can't I even get drunk without being seen as a faggot?
 

OddSox

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The ironic part is they contain more alcohol than most beers (4-5%) vs 7-9%... so technically you're gonna get drunker (and not as fat! :p ) if you stuck to the lemonades :p If you're too embarassed to buy smirnoff ice's and stuff, you could always go for those energy style drinks which are also like 7-9% (Rev's, rockstars, etc) which are EXXXXXXXXXTREME! :)

plus shots of 40%+ of anything is better anyways :p
Between the alcohol content and the sugar, I'm pretty sure the lemonades will get you a lot fatter than beer!
 

darknights

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It depends on how u feel about it. If u are ok with being called metro or wearing a man purse, or scarf in the summer. Drink away!
Other wise u may want to avoid while in public, or at least ask for a glass.
 

DickHardwood

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VODKA is a RUSSIAN drink. Russian men drink vodka that is 70 percent proof. Therefore, we also like to drink Mike's HARD Lemonade and the like. Additionally these coolers have WAY more alcohol content than those pussy American beers, especially the ultimate pussy beers, Coors Light and Bud Light.
 

Dick Meat

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Actually it's more like 100 proof. 70 proof is only 35% alcohol, and most Russian vodkas are 40-50% alcohol. Russians
will in fact drink anything that gets them drunk, including methonal and isopropyl alcohol, so I wouldn't use Russians
as the benchmark for drinking standards.

To answer the OP question- The answer is No. Men drink beer. If you drink fruit juice coolers, you are likely gay.
End of discussion...
 

OddSox

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Actually it's more like 100 proof. 70 proof is only 35% alcohol, and most Russian vodkas are 40-50% alcohol. Russians
will in fact drink anything that gets them drunk, including methonal and isopropyl alcohol, so I wouldn't use Russians
as the benchmark for drinking standards.

To answer the OP question- The answer is No. Men drink beer. If you drink fruit juice coolers, you are likely gay.
End of discussion...
And no, beers with lime don't count.
 
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