Are Cats for True Christians?

[Hepcat]

Minou!

What did you have to do to become "PBRW Man of the year"? Was there a contest?

It started with a vote in the finest of democratic traditions. I then had to outmaneuver the dimwitted Foxhound to position myself for a contest of strength against whoever turned out to be the other finalist. A fluke in the electoral process left JWMorrice as the sole remaining claimant to the PBRW Man of the Year title. Clearly intimidated by my all-encompassing puissance, JWMorrice then conceded the title to me.

 

[jwmorrice]

Hi jwm:

Are you saying that Hepcat outwitted, outplayed and outlasted the other contestants?

Minou

Shill!!!!!

jwm

 

[Minou]

Shill!!!!!

jwm

Hi jwm:

I'm sorry but I don't understand why I would be a "shill" because I asked a simple question. Hepcat certainly sounds like an intelligent, resourceful and even a gracious person.

He posted that you conceded the title. Is it just a case of sour grapes? Either way, I never "shill" and you are only making Hepcat more attractive to someone such as I who admires those with the ability to outthink, outwit and outmaneuver.

Minou

 

[great bear]

If Hepcat defeated JWM in a contest, does this mean one pussy licked another pussy? Great minds demand an answer.

 

[Minou]

From what I just read it seems that ...

JWMorrice conceded defeat to Hepcat. Plus, Hepcat outwitted Foxhound and possibly others in this contest too.

 

[Foxhound]

Hepcat!

I then had to outmaneuver the dimwitted Foxhound....

Outmaneuver?! I sold you the right to contest a title that only someone as feeble minded as you would find worthwhile in exchange for several priceless treasures!

 

[Flower]

The truth is this ....

JWMorrice proclaimed himself "PBRW Man of the Year" after reading a "Time" article.

I created several polls which gave all posters on that forum a chance at becoming the PBRWer of the Year. I won but withdrew from the contest. Ripped had the second greatest number of votes but he withdrew also. This left a tie between JWMorrice and Foxie. Hepcat and Foxie then came to an agreement between themselves which allowed Hepcat to compete in a feat of strength against JWMorrice for the title.

JWMorrice chickened out and conceded that Hepcat was the PBRW Man of the Year and in doing so, he surrendered all claims to ever being the PBRW Man of the Year.

I hope that this clears up all questions as to why Hepcat is the PBRW Man of the Year.

 

[Hepcat]

Flower!

Ripped had the second greatest number of votes but he withdrew also. This left a tie between JWMorrice and Foxie. Hepcat and Foxie then came to an agreement between themselves which allowed Hepcat to compete in a feat of strength against JWMorrice for the title.

Actually your time line is just slightly inaccurate. My agreement with Foxhound came before Ripped withdrew while JWMorrice and Foxhound were merely tied for the runner-up position.

Foxhound!

I sold you the right...in exchange for several priceless treasures!

Priceless? Yes, as in having no price or value of any sort i.e. worthless (one empty Wishing Well soda pop bottle and three Bazooka Joe comic wrappers).

 

[jwmorrice]

Lies! Lies!! Lies!!!

...JWMorrice chickened out and conceded that Hepcat was the PBRW Man of the Year and in doing so, he surrendered all claims to ever being the PBRW Man of the Year....

Chickened out? Surrendered all claims?? Fark! She's just making this stuff up as she goes along.

jwm

 

[Flower]

Men are so persnickety at times!

Flower!



Actually your time line is just slightly inaccurate. My agreement with Foxhound came before Ripped withdrew while JWMorrice and Foxhound were merely tied for the runner-up position.

Sorry Hepcat! I make it a practice not to get inbetween you and Foxhound. I was unaware of your deal/trade until after the fact.


My dear JWMorrice!

You can "Fark" all you want but it won't change the truth ..

 

[Foxhound]

Hepcat!

Priceless? Yes, as in having no price or value of any sort i.e. worthless (one empty Wishing Well soda pop bottle and three Bazooka Joe comic wrappers).

Shows what you know. I have a standing bid for the bottle alone worth fifty times the "value" of your inflated title.