This will be my first and only review here on terb as I was just visiting Ottawa on business and would like to share my experience.
Was staying downtown and felt the urge. So I log on to terb to see what was available and close to where I was staying. Saw there was a few along Bank and Jade was closest one. I checked the reviews posted on Jade and they were pretty much consistent -- Lily and Coco not the best looking but service was good.
So I stroll over to Jade and was greeted by a decent looking asian named Apple. I asked if there were other attendants available. Coco comes out...I was thinking a late 30s but she's looking more like 60ish. So I stick with Apple. I opt for the 30 min. I got to admit, compared to the asian places I've been to in BC and AB, this has to be one of the worse ones I've experienced. I wanted a massage, but all I got for the better part of 20 mins was being patted down with oil. On top of all that, after she found out I was from out west, all she kept clammering about was going out west and working for a mp so she can milk every client she sees for all their money and then heading back to China to live like a princess. Wow, what a way to set the mood. So she finally asks me to do the flip. 40 for hj, and 60 for nude hj. Woah, in BC girls charge .80 for professional japanese style massage (shiatsu, walk on back, dig knees/elbows into pressure points) and includes nude hj. I'm like whatever, I opt for the nude hj for .60. She strips down to her bra/panties and gets to work. I'm like, I asked for nude hj. She's like, "Oh, if you want me totally nude, you pay 80...you want?". Oh for pete's sakes, hell no...just get on with it!! So she rushes through with no enthusiasm, just wants the cash and wants me to go. Bottom line: Not Impressed. Should've trusted my gut and walked out at the beginning.
L: Above average asian, but not canada's top model
A: *puke* 'nuff said.
S: The west wins in this department, at least for this place. Haven't had a chance to check out another mp.
Was staying downtown and felt the urge. So I log on to terb to see what was available and close to where I was staying. Saw there was a few along Bank and Jade was closest one. I checked the reviews posted on Jade and they were pretty much consistent -- Lily and Coco not the best looking but service was good.
So I stroll over to Jade and was greeted by a decent looking asian named Apple. I asked if there were other attendants available. Coco comes out...I was thinking a late 30s but she's looking more like 60ish. So I stick with Apple. I opt for the 30 min. I got to admit, compared to the asian places I've been to in BC and AB, this has to be one of the worse ones I've experienced. I wanted a massage, but all I got for the better part of 20 mins was being patted down with oil. On top of all that, after she found out I was from out west, all she kept clammering about was going out west and working for a mp so she can milk every client she sees for all their money and then heading back to China to live like a princess. Wow, what a way to set the mood. So she finally asks me to do the flip. 40 for hj, and 60 for nude hj. Woah, in BC girls charge .80 for professional japanese style massage (shiatsu, walk on back, dig knees/elbows into pressure points) and includes nude hj. I'm like whatever, I opt for the nude hj for .60. She strips down to her bra/panties and gets to work. I'm like, I asked for nude hj. She's like, "Oh, if you want me totally nude, you pay 80...you want?". Oh for pete's sakes, hell no...just get on with it!! So she rushes through with no enthusiasm, just wants the cash and wants me to go. Bottom line: Not Impressed. Should've trusted my gut and walked out at the beginning.
L: Above average asian, but not canada's top model
A: *puke* 'nuff said.
S: The west wins in this department, at least for this place. Haven't had a chance to check out another mp.
