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Apparantly I'm kinky

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I was told that today.

Um, yeah. Duh. I would have thought she would have figured that out when I brought up the cucumber, cob of corn, and bottle of honey.

Sheesh, some people.:rolleyes:
 
a 1 player said:
I was told that today.

Um, yeah. Duh. I would have thought she would have figured that out when I brought up the cucumber, cob of corn, and bottle of honey.

Sheesh, some people.
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I can't find the pictures. Sounded like a sweet deal to me...:)
 
a 1 player said:
I was told that today.

Um, yeah. Duh. I would have thought she would have figured that out when I brought up the cucumber, cob of corn, and bottle of honey.

Sheesh, some people.:rolleyes:
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Me, I prefer ginger roots.

If you're not sure how to use them, google "figging". Now, that's kinky.
 
genintoronto said:
Me, I prefer ginger roots.

If you're not sure how to use them, google "figging". Now, that's kinky.
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How do you even know stuff like that?? I know, you're in the biz and all, but c'mon, did someone try to talk you into doing it?

Timbit
 
of course you know what the difference is between kinky and perverted



Kinky is using a feather






Perverted is using the chicken
 
a 1 player said:
I was told that today.
Um, yeah. Duh. I would have thought she would have figured that out when I brought up the cucumber, cob of corn, and bottle of honey.
Sheesh, some people.
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was she complaining or thanking you ? ;)




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genintoronto said:
Me, I prefer ginger roots.

If you're not sure how to use them, google "figging". Now, that's kinky.
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I learned something new today. Not sure how useful it will be, unless someone offers to fig me.

Thanks Gen.
 
Timbit said:
How do you even know stuff like that?? I know, you're in the biz and all, but c'mon, did someone try to talk you into doing it?

Timbit
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Because I'm a kinky perv. Duh. ;)

Ginger roots are great for those who like their love making to hurt a little. Natural, cheap, absolutely harmless, it will cause a tingling to burning sensation (depending on your pain treshold) when inserted in/applied to both boys and girls naughty bits (urethra, pussy, clit, ass). The best part about it is that the tingling/burning sensation will stop as soon as you take it off.
 
genintoronto said:
Because I'm a kinky perv. Duh. ; )

Ginger roots are great for those who like their love making to hurt a little. Natural, cheap, absolutely harmless, it will cause a tingling to burning sensation (depending on your pain treshold) when inserted in/applied to both boys and girls naughty bits (urethra, pussy, clit, ass). The best part about it is that the tingling/burning sensation will stop as soon as you take it off.
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Yup, my partners and I have had many a fun time with ginger root. Does that really make me perverted?

Can we renew our virtual wedding vows? ;)
 
amber-jade said:
take the test and see
http://www.allthetests.com/quiz10/quizpu.php?testid=1099346267



49 points for 50 Questions.
it calls me 2 % pure!

The average of surfers were 57 % pure.

omg



<---- goes to buy some ginger roots./QUOTE]

22% pure. I'm no prude but 2% WOW. I don't think I'll ever get below 16%.

Kudos to your joie de vivre Amber.

...oh and which one was a no? #50?
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