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The dogging thread reminded me of a term I heard a few weeks back from a couple of guys who liked to go "hogging" occasionally.

I have never heard of this hogging activity before. Definition: Group of guys go out to a bar, pub, club or some social setting and bet on who can bed the ugliest lady (i.e. the hog). It never fails, of the 3 or 4 of them one of them can usually pick up the hog. And to boot they usually have some of the best sex ever.
 
peeler_feeler said:
The dogging thread reminded me of a term I heard a few weeks back from a couple of guys who liked to go "hogging" occasionally.

I have never heard of this hogging activity before. Definition: Group of guys go out to a bar, pub, club or some social setting and bet on who can bed the ugliest lady (i.e. the hog). It never fails, of the 3 or 4 of them one of them can usually pick up the hog. And to boot they usually have some of the best sex ever.
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I did it once back at university. It stunk, she stank (fat chicks smell), I'm never doing it again. Thank god for the hobby!
 
Hoggin..is this what it's called now?

Back many yeara ago when I lived in Sarnia we'd hit the local bars..if nothing was hapeening there was a bar on the US side affectioanlly known as "losers palace"...it was open for 2 hours after Ontario times...most of the time we just watched the hockey game and then went there..a guaranteed home run!
 
Oh Its been done.

Bedding was not part of the test.

We used to go in as a group....school days...15 - 20 guys. Everyone threw a buck in the pot!!!

Then we all went on the prowl.....we had to slow dance...both arms around the hog.....

Eventually we would come to a consensus on who did the best job with the heifer and he'd win the Pot.

Great entertainment as an onlooker.....
 
peeler_feeler said:
The dogging thread reminded me of a term I heard a few weeks back from a couple of guys who liked to go "hogging" occasionally.

I have never heard of this hogging activity before. Definition: Group of guys go out to a bar, pub, club or some social setting and bet on who can bed the ugliest lady (i.e. the hog). It never fails, of the 3 or 4 of them one of them can usually pick up the hog. And to boot they usually have some of the best sex ever.
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There's a variation on this called "the reference pig".

When you go out to a bar, as soon as you walk in, pick out a girl who is just barely ugly enough that you would not have sex with her. Throughout the night, keep her in sight and keep glancing over every once in a while.

As soon as she starts to look good.... QUIT DRINKING and LEAVE so you dont go home with a pig.

(this is humor people, its not meant to be mean to anyone, so please dont anyone get on a soapbox and preach about "fat girls have feelings too")
 
I'd be wondering if she's also going hogging and laughing about me with her friends. :eek:
 
peeler_feeler said:
The dogging thread reminded me of a term I heard a few weeks back from a couple of guys who liked to go "hogging" occasionally.

I have never heard of this hogging activity before. Definition: Group of guys go out to a bar, pub, club or some social setting and bet on who can bed the ugliest lady (i.e. the hog). It never fails, of the 3 or 4 of them one of them can usually pick up the hog. And to boot they usually have some of the best sex ever.
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We called it a pig party. Who ever brought back the "prettiest" had to sleep with the ugliest. Usually some of the women figured it out and were pissed, but most tended to be happy that they were invited to a universtity party.

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
 
I heard about this a couple of years ago, A friend of mine i go to Bears games with brought his son to a game and he was a student at Illinois State University and hogging was all the rage down there. I seen the kid a few weeks ago and asked him if they still went out hoggin and he said hell ya there aint nothing else to do on campus and he was very proud of the fact that he came in first last semester.:eek:
 
Compromised said:
We called it a pig party. Who ever brought back the "prettiest" had to sleep with the ugliest. Usually some of the women figured it out and were pissed, but most tended to be happy that they were invited to a universtity party.

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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My theory is that if all the gorgeous people mated with all the ugly people eventually we'd breed out ugliness all together. Then again if everyone in this world got by on their looks nothing meaningful would ever get done.
 
Good point Eli but supposedly 2 beautiful people make for an ugly kid and 2 ugly people make a great looking kid. See some of the celeb babies that were born recently, I mean fugly with a capitol F.
 
One has to wonder if the ladies were doing the same thing.
 
hunter001 said:
One has to wonder if the ladies were doing the same thing.
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If any ladies want a sure win on a hogging contest in the Montreal or Ottawa areas, just send me a note ;)
 
hunter001 said:
One has to wonder if the ladies were doing the same thing.
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My SO once told me this story about how back in university some of her friends would go out clubbing and find the "guy most likely not to score for a lifetime" and shower him with attention while shooting down all the other guys advances. At the end of the evening they would break his heart and laugh at him.

Women have their revenge as well guys.

VBB :D
 
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