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Any great incalls in Hamilton area?

fun-guy

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Catherine said:
Those points are true, and they are the main reason why I chose Hamilton for my indy location...but I feel the need to shed some of the light on the flip side of the coin...

1. There are a lot of unsavory clients in Hammertown. I find myself refusing to see more clients then ever this days. and the majority, (around 90%) come from the view. And when I say 'unsavory' I refer to clients who:

A: Are verebally abusive and insulting on the phone...

B: Creeps who feel they can tell me I am not worth charging as much, then to continue on to tell me what I should charge, and the rate being disgustingly low!

C: Clients who call for last minute appointments. I get a lot and I mean ALOT of calls for last minute appointments (within 15mins) and then When I am not available they just hang up, no goodbye, just click...I find that insulting, to just assume I am sitting around waiting for someone to come **** me and then when they hear "no" they then have no use for me, not even to properly say thank you or goodbye...! ****Advice****It is polite to book at least an hour in advance. It shows respect for your potiential partner and it allows her time to mentally get ready for your arrival.**** Tell me is I am wrong,but is that too much to ask?

D: Clients who make an appointment and then don't show up. I have spoken to many girls in HAmilton and they all say Hamilton is the worst for no shows. I go into work knowing I will be stood up 3 times during my 6 hr shift. It is just a fact. I wish it wasn't.

E. Hygiene is a definite problem in Hamilton. I have worked in NF, and did a stint in TO. Hamilton is the only place where I can honestly say the majority of my clients will have smelly breath, underarms and hair. Half will have a bad smell to their skin and about 30% will have a dick so smelly that I wouldn't be able to continue without washing. Eww. TO had the best smelling clients. I loved it. No one smelled! LOL.... Come on Hamilton wash up!

F. Last but not least another potiential problem to Sp's who want to work here, the TERB community is harsh, and there are females in this city who will not hesitate to call the cops. One in particular was sooo stupid to call the cops on a few girls then brag to other girls about what she did, only to have it get all over Hamilton! There are some girls in Hamilton who can't handle compitition and it makes it dangerous for the busy SP's/MPA's to work.

So for the girls looking for work...just heed this advice: Wear perfume under nose (you can't smell the smelly), develop a thick skin (I finally learned how) and don't let anyone push you around. It is a great city to work in, (I didn't mention the up sides, as this wasn't the purpose of my post)...I don't mind working here!

Cat
Wow, I don't know if this will help your cause in Hamilton. I'm from TO and just making an observation. I suppose there might be some guys that will heed your advice, but most will probably ignore it. lol

btw, I hear a lot of these complaints from TO ladies as well. :)
 

memike

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One reason there is not a lot of good in call places in Hamilton the fear of getting busted by L E
by SAMM

Thats true but I think if you operate discreetly, the chances of getting busted is slim.

There are a lot of unsavory clients in Hammertown. I find myself refusing to see more clients then ever this days. and the majority, (around 90%) come from the view.
by Catherine

I totally agree, we all must respect each other. As far as hygiene is concern, it goes both ways. I for one will never repeat with a smelly SP.

But within a month or so after setup, any good SP will have a regular client list long enough to keep her going.

There is a great demand for good and clean SPs in Hamilton.....just try booking with the few we have here and immediately you'll run into difficulties...don't even try on weekend because these girls are so busy, they take the weekend off.

So what is wrong with Hamilton? Why is Hamilton lacking SPs?
 

Denton

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In all fairness, I can definitely see Cat's point - I have seen some pretty unsavory-looking guys exiting an incall that I am soon to enter - something I am far less likely to see in Toronto. Further, she did say that only the majority of guys who came to see her have hygiene problems - does that shock anyone? Smokers, guys getting off of work who haven't showered after sweating all day (best to get a call in before you arrive home from work), etc. I would have thought the number to be over 50%.

The Toronto boards are not nearly as bad for flaming certain sp's - they make their point and are done with it. Hamilton seems to have a feeling that they must try and convince everyone they are right and the other person is wrong. "I hate so-and-so and therefore you should hate her too." Hey, this is a review board - not a place to take out personal grudges on an sp you might not have gotten along with.

So now people think Cat will have a hard time getting customers because everyone will realize that they are the smelly ones she is talking about - because everyone thinks they smell (unless they have a contest at work this is not likely). Maybe guys will brush their teeth, have a shower, clean under the foreskin and ball sack before they make a call - oh how terrible the world will be! :)
 

Hamilton1

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I wouldn't be to hard on Catherine, she is just stating her experiences that she has had here in Hamilton, and I would have to say that from just riding the bus that I can agree with her Hamilton STINKS claims. I mean I can't believe some of the smells that come from some people. Some people have such bad breath that you can smell it from 10 feet away. I was in the Strip last week sitting in perv's row and some guy came in and sat 3 chairs away and I couldn't beleive the smell coming from this guy. I had to get up and move as he was making me sick, and the waitress and some of the girls said this guy was disgusting.

I don't take offense to what Catherine say's because I know that I'm a clean guy who uses mints or gum before I go see someone, and I also always shower and shave and make sure that I'm sqeaky clean.

As for the "NO SHOWS" well that's happened to me a lot lately too, I'll make an appointment with someone and then you get the old song and dance of phone me here at this location from the payphone and then when you follow the song and dance and jump through all the hoops I would get no answer or I'd wait and phone 3 or 4 times and the girl will say give me another hour and phone back. Well I don't stick around anymore I just leave and chalk it up to money that was probably well saved.

As far as TERB goes well it's too bad that the old addage of IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE DON'T SAY ANYTING AT ALL doesn't apply here. It always seems that there are more flames here than reviews.

All this is JMHO and you can take or leave it.
 

memike

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As far as TERB goes well it's too bad that the old addage of IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE DON'T SAY ANYTING AT ALL doesn't apply here. It always seems that there are more flames here than reviews.
by Hamilton1

Thats because we in Hamilton broad review the same incall sp over and over again. Just look a few post down, KW sp is coming to Brandford to do business for this area....that goes to show how great the demand is for incall SPs here.

So come on down and setup shop in Hamilton, you will get lots of business.
 

bigguy2004

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Samm, I think you are being overly harsh on Catherine here. I do not think she was bashing her REGULAR clientele at all - she is just stating the facts as she sees it.

I have never seen Catherine but she does make perfect sense to me. I think the city of Hamilton needs more quality SP and she is trying to raise the bar for all other girls that work here. I just wish it would work.

I live in Hamilton but have not hobbied here in 2 years, after too much time getting less than satisfying service. That is why I went searching elsewhere to hobby. And I hit paydirt in both Kitchener and Niagara Falls. Right now, I mainly see girls in NF - both indy girls and agency girls. They believe in treating customers right and in turn, they are shown the respect that they deserve.

I went to the TERB party in Hamilton hoping to see if things had changed. I did run across one fabulous woman - Diana from AGFE, and there were a couple of others to catch my eye. But when you see some of the wonderful girls that come from Niagara (Tatum and Willow, are just 2 that the region has to offer), you will notice that Hamilton is far behind. For a city the size of Hamilton, with its diverse population base, there should be more quality SP's here. But until they turn up in droves, I will continue to hobby in NF and Kitchener, with my only Hamilton visits going to Diana from AGFE.

Hopefully, one day, more women will take a stand, like Catharine has, and try to improve the market in Hamilton for all of us savy hobbyist's.
 

bigguy2004

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memike said:
by Hamilton1

Thats because we in Hamilton broad review the same incall sp over and over again. Just look a few post down, KW sp is coming to Brandford to do business for this area....that goes to show how great the demand is for incall SPs here.

So come on down and setup shop in Hamilton, you will get lots of business.

The lovely Victoria is the one girl that I see from Kitchener. She is coming to Brantford but only if the demand is there. She may also consider coming to Hamilton if there is a demand for her services. And if she does come to Hamilton, she will make all you guys forget the other girls in the Hammer. Victoria is a gem and by far one of the nicest women working in the business.
 
M

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Just a reminder to please keep this discussion CIVIL. Sometimes the ladies can be extremely frustrated and may lash out in such a way that some people take offense to. Being around the industry as long as I have, there's all kinds of people participating. The biggest complaints we hear from the ladies is about guys who pull no shows, are rude and of course smell.

So, if you are nice to the ladies, keep yourself well groomed and squeaky clean, it goes a long way to ensuring the two of you have a much more enjoyable session.

Oh and dont forget, after a game of hockey we all stink to high heaven, take a shower if you go visit the ladies after your game.
 

kramer

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Catherine said:
D: Clients who make an appointment and then don't show up. I have spoken to many girls in HAmilton and they all say Hamilton is the worst for no shows. I go into work knowing I will be stood up 3 times during my 6 hr shift. It is just a fact. I wish it wasn't.
Thanks Catherine for the interesting insights. Wonder if all of the double booking that takes place among some SPs is just a response to D above. Both are pretty unacceptable but I guess just a fact of life in and around the Hammer.
 

Catherine

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I'm waiting for you....
I don't know why you took such offense to my post Samm, since I have never even seen you before? I guess you are on the defensive because I hit a sour note? As for me lashing out since I am no longer no 1 or the talk on terb...well...that has no basis. Don't think beacuse I am not as active on terb I am not busy, I have asked all my clients who I have seen from Terb NOT to post reviews. I know in the end it is their choice, this is a review board, but so far it looks like they are respecting my wishes, and I am very grateful...but, you should know this since I sent you a PM regarding a request simular to this awhile back when you posted info about Katerina....As for my smelly comment I honestly didn't mean it out of anger, I am just stating an unfortunate fact. I have been in the biz for awhile and have a long list of regulars and majority of them don't have an issue, I would have spoken to them about it already if they did. I am just referring to clients who I may not know as well... I always provide all that is need for proper hygiene, including mouthwash, some just ignore my requests so I won't see them again. That's what it's about, nothing to do with the speculations you have regarding what you think my motivation is to post this info.

Cat
 

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I don't know if I have any credibility here since I have defended Catherine many times in the past but..........
Yes, the Hamilton board is like no other. Its pathetic how the same people bash others here, but don't seem to do much hobbying. This is not directed at SAMM, but it is a continuous trend. Read the Kitchener threads, where people tell it like it is without being overly offensive.
Cat: I've always been a fan of yours, and I still am. I just think you went way overboard this time. I'm sure some guys smell everywhere. At your Vaughan spa, it is part of the bylaw, or at least spa policy that guys shower when they arrive. This is NOT considered part of their play time, so the previous arguement SAMM made to this effect does not apply.
Catherine has put up with a lot of shit in the past. So much so that she is starting to sound like a lot of Hamilton posters. She should pull her ad from view if that attracts clients she prefers not to see.
Bottom line is Hamilton has very few good incall SPs. I'm another clean client (just as SAMM is) who has been forced to look elsewhere. Flame away.
 

Kal99

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Why did she leave Hamilton anyways? Maybe she can clarify some of the rumours:)
 

trumpet65

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Mike is right on. We are dying for good incall escorts here. It's also a really good place to live, especially W.Hamilton and Ancaster/Dundas.
 

Blur

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The only problem I have with Catherine, is managing to make an apointment to see her.

When are you working next Cat?

Blur
 

Bobzilla

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I don't see a problem with what she's posted. So she's alienating people? Who, the smelly ones she doesn't want to see anyway? I don't blame her...if any of us had to go down on a woman who is less than fresh, we'd be bitching about it, no question...:rolleyes:
 

STM

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I too don't see a problem with the content of Cathrines post. She simply called a spade a spade. Some gentlemen do infact need grooming tips. Its just common sence to put your best foot forward and do the S/S/S before heading out to have some fun. I don't find it funny to wait in line with stinky people at the bank or store.
 
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