Any experience with Tinder?

[Smallcock]

Against all odds I decided to join Tinder yesterday. Some of the posters on TERB got me thinking that maybe there is a better world out there than the one right here in the safety and warmth of mom's basement. I got several "likes" about 50/50 attractive and no-so attractive. But when I swiped to "match" the attractive females, I got a "failed to retrieve match" error. This happened TWICE on the same evening. ALL other features of the app worked EXCEPT the single feature that the entire business model is based on.

So, I'm contacting Tinder for a refund. I think they're matching profiles of real people through their algorithm but not allowing the match to be successful so that you stay on the platform with your hopes high. I'm too wise for that song and dance. I should have known that there is nothing but cruelty, lies, and deceit out there in your world. Mom told me so. I joined against her wishes (which I've never done before). She only lets me on TERB because "you're disgusting just like your father who also had penchant for hookers and whores."

 

[luvyeah]

Against all odds I decided to join Tinder yesterday. Some of the posters on TERB got me thinking that maybe there is a better world out there than the one right here in the safety and warmth of mom's basement. I got several "likes" about 50/50 attractive and no-so attractive. But when I swiped to "match" the attractive females, I got a "failed to retrieve match" error. This happened TWICE on the same evening. ALL other features of the app worked EXCEPT the single feature that the entire business model is based on.

So, I'm contacting Tinder for a refund. I think they're matching profiles of real people through their algorithm but not allowing the match to be successful so that you stay on the platform with your hopes high. I'm too wise for that song and dance. I should have known better that there is nothing but cruelty, lies, and deceit out there in your world. Mom told me so. I joined against her wishes (which I've never done before). She only lets me on TERB because "you're disgusting just like your father who also had penchant for hookers and whores."

Tinder is even more confusing than the worst offenders of ymmv.

Why are you going backwards?

It should be tinder -> terb.
Not the other way around.

 

[Grimnul]

Fascinating.

 

[mandrill]

Fascinating.

I am restraining myself from trying to imagine the type of woman that Smallcock selects and the type of woman who finds him attractive in return! After a few seconds of thinking about it, it got way too scary!

 

[Grimnul]

I am restraining myself from trying to imagine the type of woman that Smallcock selects and the type of woman who finds him attractive in return! After a few seconds of thinking about it, it got way too scary!

Maybe a little person? To them, he’d be Regularcock.

 

[squeezer]

I come across many escorts on Tinder and from my pedestal of discretion both ways I won't name them but I always get a kick out of seeing them.

Yes, I swipe left. LOL

 

[malata]

online dating is hard work. i'd rather slide it into third and make it home in time for supper

 

[sp free]

Tinder used to be good. Now it’s garbage.

 

[Goodoer]

Tinder used to be good. Now it’s garbage.

That's what I'm hearing from the younger guys... I think chicks that want to bone are doing well on Bumble though.

 

[escortsxxx]

Against all odds I decided to join Tinder yesterday. Some of the posters on TERB got me thinking that maybe there is a better world out there than the one right here in the safety and warmth of mom's basement. I got several "likes" about 50/50 attractive and no-so attractive. But when I swiped to "match" the attractive females, I got a "failed to retrieve match" error. This happened TWICE on the same evening. ALL other features of the app worked EXCEPT the single feature that the entire business model is based on.

So, I'm contacting Tinder for a refund. I think they're matching profiles of real people through their algorithm but not allowing the match to be successful so that you stay on the platform with your hopes high. I'm too wise

It is my hypothesis that the error is not a glitch but a feature. Women swipes yes, and then seconds later, minutes later etc they change there mind. As a NO is forever, it would not be uncommon to put a yes as a maybe.
Remember the majority of women consider most of the men (80%) on tinder to be below average -that is ugly.

One you tuber did some experiments cat fishing using to exact model photos and one averge guy photo - one a convicted murder/rapist, the other two typical guys. The two model photos got lots of traffic with many women trying to "cure" the rapist/murder as a misunderstood man. The average photo got not love at all, and the other model photo was just as successful in matches as his evil twin. The you tuber might have made it all up - it certainly was funny but if true Tinder is mostly about the superficial with personality/connection being irrelevant.

 

[apoptygma]

I'm too wise for that song and dance.

Apparently not.

 

[MidGuyy]

Has anyone ever been matched and then unmatched after you’ve messaged them? Civie world is such a waste land

 

[scouser1]

Tinder is an interesting app, go under the 30 group and it's a vast wasteland of escorts and sugar daddy searchers (not my thing if I'm on a dating app, I'll look for that here) Bumble seems to attract a higher quality of women but the catch is the onus is on them to message first. Someone asked if anyone has matched then been unmatched, oh loads of times, several of these women are delusional looking for absolute perfection, they will go on a very nice date with a good guy then rush home to check their app looking for matches. A few years back sitting at a Starbucks I had a woman slip me her number while she was on a Tinder date ?

 

[Smallcock]

It is my hypothesis that the error is not a glitch but a feature. Women swipes yes, and then seconds later, minutes later etc they change there mind. As a NO is forever, it would not be uncommon to put a yes as a maybe.
Remember the majority of women consider most of the men (80%) on tinder to be below average -that is ugly.

One you tuber did some experiments cat fishing using to exact model photos and one averge guy photo - one a convicted murder/rapist, the other two typical guys. The two model photos got lots of traffic with many women trying to "cure" the rapist/murder as a misunderstood man. The average photo got not love at all, and the other model photo was just as successful in matches as his evil twin. The you tuber might have made it all up - it certainly was funny but if true Tinder is mostly about the superficial with personality/connection being irrelevant.

1) If it was a feature, they would have explained that to me. But the response from Tinder was:

Hi there,

Thanks for your patience. This should now be resolved. If the error message appears again, I'd suggest logging out and logging back in. If the issue continues to persist, please let us know and I'll investigate.

Best regards,

Austin

Someone posted a similar complaint on Reddit in November 2019 (can't find it anymore) so it's definitely some type of error rather than feature.

2) I've since cancelled and been refunded (you have to contact Apple to do this). After cancellation, I still have the free Tinder account and posted a cartoon character and "Tinder is a scam" in my bio. I got another match (though I can't see her because the account is free), which makes the app seem even shadier. Who is going to match me based on an irrelevant drawing?

3) I thought I might have a shot at getting into the exclusive 20% club but again I just don't know what's going on. Even if you're in that club nowadays, it may not be enough for a dating app. Apparently women use apps like Tinder for an ego boost and boredom.

4) Two girls were soliciting for paid photos and socks and just all around typical social media hooking activity. Are all women like this in 2019!!!???

5) The only woman I really need and the only trust person I can trust is my mom. She knows me better than I know myself.

 

[Charlemagne]

You have to be good looking for tinder. If you are not, forget it.

 

[surferboy]

^^^ What he said it's a young mans game. Tagged quite a few hotties off there & I can say with certainty you will never meet a more narcissistic, gold digging, brash bunch of ladies anywhere! One tinder date is etched/burned into my memory forever

 

[koreanjames]

In the civi world 5/10 females are expecting 8/10 males - the online game is skewed towards the females advantage. I know a few couples that matched online and would satisfy my above statement. The funny thing is he joked all the time about nobody responding to his messages and her inbox was flooded.

Yet everyone who meets them in person says the same thing - that she hit the jackpot.

It’s a crazy world out there guys

Tinder is an interesting app, go under the 30 group and it's a vast wasteland of escorts and sugar daddy searchers (not my thing if I'm on a dating app, I'll look for that here) Bumble seems to attract a higher quality of women but the catch is the onus is on them to message first. Someone asked if anyone has matched then been unmatched, oh loads of times, several of these women are delusional looking for absolute perfection, they will go on a very nice date with a good guy then rush home to check their app looking for matches. A few years back sitting at a Starbucks I had a woman slip me her number while she was on a Tinder date ��

 

[Jasmina]

Must really suck for men to feel so sexually objectified :encouragement:

 

[scouser1]

You have to be good looking for tinder. If you are not, forget it.

Yes because women are all about the looks hahahha, yeah ok.

 

[jazzbox]

Must really suck for men to feel so sexually objectified :encouragement:

Lol... yeah. A whole lot of butt hurt whining from the 5 out of 10s on this board that are, of course, seeking 8 out of 10s on Tinder and Bumble....