ANY AGENCIES NEED A DRIVER ???????????????????????

OK ... sorry for another "I need a job thread" ... but I really need to rake in some cash. I am giving up on the governments ...

So please ... hire me to be a driver if you need one for your agency.

Again, I am 24 years old, fresh out of school, have alot of energy and have a decent ride. My car has a sunroof and air conditioning for the ladies to ride in comfort and leisure. And in the winter time, my car has a good driver/passenger automatic climate control system with heated seats, again for the ladies to ride comfortably.

Oh yeah ... I also have access to a cell phone for your convenience to contact me instantly in case something pops up ...

I can work flexible hours ... so please PM me if your interested.

*Administator and Mods ... if you classify this as a "promotion", then I will not complain if you delete it. Nonetheless, it is "industry related*

Dave (yes, its my real name) :)
 
LOL !!! How did you know part of my desire for this job was to stare at their feet while they are in the passenger seat ??? :D

Shhhh .... or else no one's gonna hire me if they know I am getting free glances of the girl's feet !!!!! LOL
 

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Dave,

In the Adult Help Wanted section of the NOW this week, there is an add looking for a driver for an independent.

maybe that might help-
~tori

ps. you can PM me for the number if you don't have the NOW handy.
 

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Actually Dave, I'm not insterested in your car, but would like to use you as a driver.

I just got new irons. Beautiful pieces of art, those golf clubs are. However, I do need a new driver. Could I ask a few questions to see if you fit the bill?

Dave, is your head very hard? I need a very hard head if I am going to get the distance I need on the golf course.

Dave, how heavy are you? While a heavy driver may mean more distance, I prefer a lighter more flexible club.

What kind of grip can I use on your ankles? While I prefer a thinner grip on my clubs, I can get used to something thicker. Hopefully your ankles aren't too thick.

I'm glad you have lots of energy. Since while you aren't busy being my driver, you can double as my caddy.

Does this interest you Dave? While I can't promise huge amounts of money, I was willing to spend up to $500 for a top of the line club.
 

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...did I just stumble into a room where a dude just offer dave $500 bucks to play 'leap frog' with him...and the dude can't quite make it over b/c he keeps on getting stuck in dave's behind...

...i kind of feel dirty now....
 

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No no no. Dave simply offered his services as a driver. I am in need a new golf club. I just offered Dave an opportunity to my new driver/caddy.
 
LOL !!! :D This is too funny man !!! HAHAHAHA

Sorry "cuttlefish", although your $500 dollar is very attractive and tempting, I would not degrade myself for money ... but I did found your reply funny though, and no offence was taken ... LOL

However, if it had been a women who asked ... I would not even of asked her for the money ... I'd do it for free :)
 

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Actually this is quite interesting. Dave just offered for any women to use him as a golf club. I'm not sure, but this could be the start of a new form of golf. Human Golf or perhaps S&M golf. (I should trade-mark these terms before Alien takes credit for my ideas.)
 

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Just the mear thought of that has sent shivers up my spine. Judging from my wife's swing, you would need some serious reconstructive surgery.

Dave, seriously, why don't you go a beauty school and learn to do pedicures. While you wouldn't be a millionaire you certainly would love your job. How a short term job as a ladies shoe salesman until you get a real job? Shit, why not be a freakin Gynocologyst or podiatrist catering to female foot ailments.
 
Is your wife hot??? Is she a natural Domme ??? LOL :D

Thanks for your advice man ... I would definitely love to do those jobs. You are right, they won't make me rich ... but I'd prefer doing those fun jobs then to sit in a stupid cubicle, staring at a outdated computer for 8 hours.

The thing is, I ain't got money to even enroll in those courses man. Plus, I can't afford to spend another few months in school for those courses and learn a skill I am only going to use for a few months. If I had the time and money now, I'd be doing a master's/teacher's college/law school by now man ... but those are on my short term goals list. My ultimate job is still to serve the government ...

So, as you can see ... I need money now to invest in my education and that's why I am so desparate ... but will not do things to degrade myself and sell my dignity ... (unless I am giving it away to a women) LOL
 

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Good luck. One day you will be the foot fetish specialist for CNN covering the runways of Paris and Milan!
 

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or better yet, you WILL be the runways of Paris and Milan, with hundreds of models a day walking over you!!!!
 
MMMMMMM ....... cool man ..... I'd love to be trampled by those hot sexy models in high heels as they walk all over me showing off the latest from Galliano and Lagerfeld and McQueen !!!

My god !!! Can you think how hard my erection would be like if I were tampled by Naomi Campbell? Tyra Banks? Claudia Shaeffer?

I'd probably blow my load as they step all over me without the slightest penial contact ... :D
 
How and where can I get such a desirable job, "Lickman"?

The last time I got beaten by a women and sucked on their feet was when I had to pay for it ... :D

Now, if I can get feet and being abused by women for free and even be paid for it ... I'd definitely do it man ... fuck school ... I ain't going back ... hahahaha
 
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