Another funny while Isabel blows Toronto.....

wrong hole

huh...
May 4, 2003
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I also found this on Savage Love in Now magazine.....



"Between the ages of 13 and 16 I engaged in bestiality with our household pets. I was a horny kid and I guess kind of a freak. It never went beyond oral copulation and I eventually curtailed the whole thing due to guilt and shame. I am now a 21-year-old woman who is moving toward a healthy human sex life and trying to get over what a sick kid I used to be. But I still feel horrible about my dog-cocksucking past. My question is this: Is there ever a right time to tell a partner or significant other about bestiality in your past? Will I ever be able to have a healthy relationship with a human without being able to be fully honest with them? I'm in counselling right now and it's helping a lot, but if I enter a long-term relationship I don't think I'll ever be able to tell my partner about this."


What would your advice be to her....should she tell her new love interest?
 
Hey Red...

Did you mean "meet" her, or "meat" her???

I know I'm going to Hell already - I just want my first-class ticket!
 
She shouldn't worry about telling her new love interest, there are plenty of secrets (especially sexual) which remain in our closets forever. The past is the past is the past. It would be difficult to explain to her partner why she's in counselling, but no need to go into specifics.
 
But how do you even tell anybody...that you are a 'dog fucker' (actually only oral)...seriously

...i mean it was hard enough for goober and sheik to tell me about the infamous 'sheep incident'...
 
I wouldnt ask her to dogsit for me, that's for damn sure.
 
MuffinMuncher said:
I wouldnt ask her to dogsit for me, that's for damn sure.

I'm sure your dog wouldn't be too pleased if he knew you were keeping her away from him .
 
You referring to Mike Donnelly????
 
Actually, my dog has a thing for French Poodles...
 
Or we could just create "derb" - the dog escort review board.

Hey Red...I think I'm onto something here...
 
I guess we all know what her favorite sexual position is!
 
Guess she stopped because she was "dog tired ".
 
She should tell him:

Her boyfriend would probably figure it out anyway when he tickles her and she shakes her leg.