Another annoying sp question?

[squash500]

When an sp agency advertises that six girls will be on duty? How many of these six actually actually make any money during the shift? I'm just avoiding the inevitable-----I don't feel like spending 240/hr tonight on an sp---I'm too cheap right now------thank goodness for youporn and baby oil----I'm truly pathetic . Last annoying sp question----why are sps so f------ expensive?

 

[JessiMae]

When an sp agency advertises that six girls will be on duty? How many of these six actually actually make any money during the shift? I'm just avoiding the inevitable-----I don't feel like spending 240/hr tonight on an sp---I'm too cheap right now------thank goodness for youporn and baby oil----I'm truly pathetic . Last annoying sp question----why are sps so f------ expensive?

Ask yourself if you would do what the ladies do. And lets not pretend every client is a Ken (good looking, treats women properly, knows how to socialize, etc), cause we know the vast majority of you are not. Would you spread your legs to every plane jane on the street? And what if that plane jane you just fucked wrote an explicit review of you and your intimate moments, including details of your conversation? Had this happen to me recently (on another review board) where the guy claimed my conversation skills were that of a teenager (basically said I was stupid). WTF was this guy expecting me to talk to him about...Quantum Mechanics? My mother always told me the best way to make enemies is to discuss religion, money or politics. He also wrote explicit details about our conversation. I often tell clients things I enjoy in my life and details about myself, but don't expect the conversation to get too intellectual. So when I read that review not only was I hurt but shocked that someone would post detailed conversation including my place of work.

Or what if she was not your type, had bad hygiene, smells, 50 pounds overweight, rude, potty mouth,etc... would you say that $200 was easy money?

 

[Herodotus]

Dude, what is your problem? Can we just put a stop to these fucking annoying threads about SPs and money already?

If you can't pay, don't play. And don't waste our time...

 

[Mongrel4u]

Ask yourself if you would do what the ladies do. And lets not pretend every client is a Ken (good looking, treats women properly, knows how to socialize, etc), cause we know the vast majority of you are not.

A "Ken"? is that SP talk for a client that you would have otherwise fucked for free under different circumstances?

 

[squash500]

If you can't pay, don't play. And don't waste our time...

Hero, I can afford to pay---that is the problem. I'm just debating if I should go the lavalife and speedating route----but then again I've been married before and that didn't work out too well

 

[loco2.0]

Dude, what is your problem? Can we just put a stop to these fucking annoying threads about SPs and money already?

If you can't pay, don't play. And don't waste our time...

It's hard to believe that anybody nowadays cannot afford to P4P in today's "market." There really is anything for every person out there as far as prices go, and unless you are truly down on your luck (I feel for the OP if he is, I really do) then you should be able to get out there and FUCK!

 

[squash500]

squash500, I am going to spank you, then again, you just might like that.

Do I have to pay extra for that?

 

[JessiMae]

A "Ken"? is that SP talk for a client that you would have otherwise fucked for free under different circumstances?

Ken as in Ken and Barbie, those Matel dolls.

Ken was supposed to be the perfect man-good looking, generally well rounded, treats Barbie like a lady.

 

[DATYdude]

I thought Ken came in a separate box...

 

[Mongrel4u]

Ken as in Ken and Barbie, those Matel dolls.

Ken was supposed to be the perfect man-good looking, generally well rounded, treats Barbie like a lady.

I know what "Ken" is... my question is.... is "Ken" SP slang much like the name "John" is (except with a more positive spin to it)?

 

[basketcase]

I thought Ken came in a separate box...

...and was well...anatomically insufficient.

 

[JessiMae]

I know what "Ken" is... my question is.... is "Ken" SP slang much like the name "John" is (except with a more positive spin to it)?

How should I know? It was just a comparison. Fact is the many clients lack (in one way or another) looks, social skills, ability to treat a woman decently (as seen with many posts on this board). Hence my comparison to the ken doll.

And no I am not talking about buying a lady flowers being "treating a woman decently". I am talking about the simple things like opening doors or heck even offering a lady something to drink (water or juice is fine) when she arrives. Its really simple stuff that goes a long way. Majority of clients are not abusive, rather just guys looking to have a bit of fun. But I can't tell you how many times I walk in to places and just introduced to the bedroom. Allow me to take off my shoes and coat and at least offer a glass of water. Not asking for anything above and beyond.

 

[Mongrel4u]

Or what if she was not your type, had bad hygiene, smells, 50 pounds overweight, rude, potty mouth,etc... would you say that $200 was easy money?

When you look at the amount of time you have to put in at any other job to earn $200.00...be it hours per day (many people dont even make 200 after a 9 hr days work; and a 30,000.00 undergrad degree that qualifies them to do that job).....or years and years of grueling education (law school, Med School....) coupled with a potential liability suit if you have an "off" day working on a client.....

yeah, I'd still say 200.00 to fuck some nasty person for an hour is easy money (relatively speaking)....sorry

 

[Mongrel4u]

How should I know?

I dont know... you're an SP arent you?

 

[JessiMae]

I dont know... you're an SP arent you?

Umm yes, but how should I know? I don't really talk to other SPs or get overly involved with the slang.

 

[cypherpunk]

Umm yes, but how should I know? I don't really talk to other SPs or get overly involved with the slang.

She's lying. Not only does she know the slang, she has a decoder ring. They all do.

 

[Mongrel4u]

How should I know? It was just a comparison. Fact is the many clients lack (in one way or another) looks, social skills, ability to treat a woman decently (as seen with many posts on this board). Hence my comparison to the ken doll.

And no I am not talking about buying a lady flowers being "treating a woman decently". I am talking about the simple things like opening doors or heck even offering a lady something to drink (water or juice is fine) when she arrives. Its really simple stuff that goes a long way. Majority of clients are not abusive, rather just guys looking to have a bit of fun. But I can't tell you how many times I walk in to places and just introduced to the bedroom. Allow me to take off my shoes and coat and at least offer a glass of water. Not asking for anything above and beyond.

Well.. I'm not sure its that they actually lack those skills quite so much as they reserve them for others.

Not that they look down on SPs but they are paying you so its a sure thing...no need to impress...so I guess they figure "why bother?... she probably doesnt care either way anyways"

 

[drrogers]

Amen

Dude, what is your problem? Can we just put a stop to these fucking annoying threads about SPs and money already?

If you can't pay, don't play. And don't waste our time...

It's time for the children and the guys that act like children to go to

http://www.sesameworkshop.org/sesamestreet/games/flash.php?contentId=18862549

 

[JessiMae]

When you look at the amount of time you have to put in at any other job to earn $200.00...be it hours per day (many people dont even make 200 after a 9 hr days work; and a 30,000.00 undergrad degree that qualifies them to do that job).....or years and years of grueling education (law school, Med School....) coupled with a potential liability suit if you have an "off" day working on a client.....

yeah, I'd still say 200.00 to fuck some nasty person for an hour is easy money (relatively speaking)....sorry

But not all days are days in which you make money. Just because a lady charges $200 an hour does not mean she is getting it. When I was working incall a few years ago with a friend there would be days (sometimes weeks) between calls. I come and go from this line of work. Heck right now I am making my living doing phone sex and driving and even got myself a "normal" job for the day time, I still have a ad on TRZ and eros but right now I think I have better odds of winning the lottery then getting a call. I may just quit advertising all together, but won't refuse a client if anything does come in, after all I am not retiring. Frankly I really do not care anymore, I am happy where things are at (and yes I am making more money).

 

[moviefan]

Ken as in Ken and Barbie, those Matel dolls.

Ken was supposed to be the perfect man-good looking, generally well rounded, treats Barbie like a lady.

JessiMae:

Because of your young age, you have likely never seen the Eddie Murphy bit on Saturday Night Live about Ken and Barbie. Eddie kept saying Ken was gay.