Angel Escort

Your fucked bro...I suggest you cut all interactions with her, don't say we didn't warn you
No!! I sense this time it might be true love.
This girl is different. You can tell
 
Virgin John, did you at least get your greenhorn waxed? If not you should pay attention to Pete Townsend's words from Quadrophenia.

It's all a game
And inside I'm still the same.
And fried eggs make me sick
First thing in the morning.
 
Just logged in to OF and saw her reply and replied back. An exchange occurreed again. The talk is normalized with her. There are no extreme emotions related with her and its fine now.

She is not trying to sell me anything, but looks like it's just a convo flow. She is not "sounding" like an escort with her corresponence.

She even gave me some advice about a lady I was interacting with at work that I might of misread her as a rejection (ie she suggesting she was setting her boundaries but was not rejecting me, etc...), and told her I'd let her know if anything good comes out of it.

No worries...fire is out. Nothing to it after all! Might even end up with a girlfriend from work, lol!
 
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He hasn’t from my understanding. I don’t know if he is real or just a troll. He has been around for years and is still only “hugging” a pillow????

LMFAO, sadly when reading this I spit my coffee out laughing. The OP may have to get out a tad more.
 
Speaking of virgins, what is Tim Pool up to? Kristen Stewart isn't going to take his maidenhead, she's a lesbian.

 
Tim Pool is too much of an oaf to score with Emma Vigland. She rejected his advances.

What percentage of the readership do YOU think knows who these two people are? Usually it's people from TV cooking shows with you, and none of them ever have anything in common with the threads in which they appear.

And don't post the 'Young whatever-the fuck-his-handle-is' blonde white rapper's video again; twice was more than enough - please and thanks.
 
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It's a cautionary tale Ono, I don't want Virgin John to become a bitter incel, who's clueless about women, like Tim Pool. Emma Vigland is a progressive who's friends with AOC. No longer have cable, everything I watch is streamed, Emma and Francesca Fiorentini can be very entertaining.

Aren't they cute!

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Yung Gravy was a passing fad, your squish is my command.
 
Ono, now I know you're pulling my lariat, everyone knows who AOC is.

Unfortunately for Showtime, Desus and Mero have gone their separate ways. The opening 30 seconds of this video must make MTG's head explode.

She's not a big girl.

 
He hasn’t from my understanding. I don’t know if he is real or just a troll. He has been around for years and is still only “hugging” a pillow????

I'd like to believe that he's a troll too but considering some of the stupidity I've seen from the members of this board, there's every chance that he's being earnest.
 
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I have entered into an interesting exchange with an escort who has an OnlyFans page, and I'm feeling like she's becoming like an personal Angel with me.

She replies to my messages and I have said some crazy things on there, confessing I'm hugging my pillows and thinking about her, telling her that I didn't expect her to reply to what I thought was a creepy email and then act shocked she replied in such a nice way. Then making a request for her to email me so I can read her message when I'm at the cafeteria at work but instead of opening it, I approached a civie I had crushed on instead but in the back of my mind, I wasn't sure if she really replied and sent that email. When things did not work out with the civvie I eventually re-opened OF and saw that she did reply on that date and like send another message and hugged my pillows again thinking of her. When I hugged my pillows this time, it felt like a nice warm friendly hug from her. Again, I haven't checked to see if she has replied to that, but I'm just feeling all of these wonderful positive vibes all over the place.

Did I just inadvertently convert an escort on OF into a personal angel? How is that possible? Anyway, for what it's worth, there is no way I'm cancelling that subscription. I don't know why I feel so happy. I had to write this.

Take this song from Jessy Glynn:
Can anyone say that of any escort they are dealing with? Who is your angel escort like that?

Just a heads up, but if she's popular enough and has a big enough following and makes enough money, girls do hire people to reply to people on who subscribed to their OF pages, be careful.
 
Just a heads up, but if she's popular enough and has a big enough following and makes enough money, girls do hire people to reply to people on who subscribed to their OF pages, be careful.

No, she is not that popular or even maintains her page. Mainly older photos. She takes a while to reply, but I dont log in to OF frequently. However, when I am meant to log in I have always found a reply from her. (Its not an instant reply, the last time she took a few days, but I took a while to log on too. Remember I was worried ahout logging on and posted here instead). I feel like in a dreamy state today. I believe this escort has allot of class and some of that is rubbing off on me. Its like I dont feel alone and she gets me and I dont have to worry about anything. Just relax and know I have a subscription.
 
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