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GameBoy27

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Butt plug, to an MRI appointment. It really does take all kinds. 🤦‍♀️
 

silentkisser

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The fuck? And they didn't die from this? I'm not quite sure if I believe this. Now, that being said, I remember years ago there was a web page that listed all weird things people got stuck up their asses and had to go to the emergency room. My favourite, because it really entered the WTF were you thinking bubble....was quick drying cement. Other highlights were a lightbulb (pre-CFC or LED), Barbie Doll, and 35 marbles....
 

y2kmark

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Some Roger Miller wannabe will probably turn it into a song lyric...
 

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Butt plug, to an MRI appointment. It really does take all kinds. 🤦‍♀️
If very into anal play it might have been intended as more an anti-leak measure if their sphincter is really stretched out so no rectal drips while procedure was under way.

But I am leaning more on the urban myth on this count.

Because all sorts of large intestine damage will do you in.

Boeing engineer out Seattje way had a horse, Mr Hands that he liked to do take anal from.
One day horse was startled and he got more than he bargained for.
Guy died from internal injuries after horses penis blew through his large intestine.
After avoiding hospital worried about loosing his work security clearance as i recall he died.

This blew open a bestiality investigation and I think forced a law change.
Because prior to this bestiality crime in the state was to fuck an animal, but no crime if it fucked you.
Truly a fun tale in real life to catch up on.
 

Oistins

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I got one. I had a job at a hospital a long time ago and for orientation they gave a tour of all the departments so when we got to radiology they showed an image of a guys abdomen, with this thing sticking out of his urethra.

Turns out he wanted to surprise his girl and stuck the stalk of a flower, intact, down his dick tube, and then could not get it out.

I guess they did, but it must of taken a gallon of xylocaine jelly. The legend goes that every nurse in the hospital came by to get a look at the patient.
 
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GameBoy27

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If very into anal play it might have been intended as more an anti-leak measure if their sphincter is really stretched out so no rectal drips while procedure was under way.

But I am leaning more on the urban myth on this count.

Because all sorts of large intestine damage will do you in.

Boeing engineer out Seattje way had a horse, Mr Hands that he liked to do take anal from.
One day horse was startled and he got more than he bargained for.
Guy died from internal injuries after horses penis blew through his large intestine.
After avoiding hospital worried about loosing his work security clearance as i recall he died.

This blew open a bestiality investigation and I think forced a law change.
Because prior to this bestiality crime in the state was to fuck an animal, but no crime if it fucked you.
Truly a fun tale in real life to catch up on.
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