Analingus Contest

[Ref]

In light of Jessica’s DATY contest being canceled, I would like to hold an “Analingus Contest”.

The night before the big event, I plan to dine on chili, fresh corn and prunes. I have hemorrhoids, a hairy butt crack and will not bathe for a few days. I am prone to multiple fartgasms and if adequately stimulated, am known to be a brown-juice squirter. Needless to say, my bung hole should provide a cornucopia of offerings for the rimming connoisseur.

I’m open to holding the contest at my place, hopefully during a Jays game. BYOB.

No fees will be charged, but a small hosting gift is always welcome.

Cheers!

 

[legmann]

If Sexy Russian Bianca ever holds one, count me in.

 

[mur11]

I remember when I had my first beer..

 

[Ref]

I remember when I had my first beer..

Shall I take that as a "Yes, I'm in"?

Please wear your best 70's disco ensemble and I'll crank up the Andrea True Connection..."Mur, Mur, Mur!"

 

[Berlin]

Andrea True Connection ? Now you're talking.

 

[groggy]

My dog is so going to win this contest.

 

[buttercup]

My dog is so going to win this contest.

What put you on to Rover's special skills?

 

[gudnite]

He bent over to pick up his under wear in front of Rover , and the rest is history.......

 

[groggy]

What put you on to Rover's special skills?

Up to now its been his prowess with other dogs, but once you start talking chile, corn and prunes I'm sure he'll switch teams.
But for $40 hh you can check it out for yourself.
That is if you think the diet change would be worth it for the rimming.

 

[Possum Trot]

My dog is so going to win this contest.

He is your favourite so far? EWWWW !

 

[groggy]

He is your favourite so far? EWWWW !

Now that you mention it, with a name like possum trot maybe you'll win the prize.
My dog bows in deference to your superior skills.