An Andropausal Moment!! Shocking!!!

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Willywants

Ladies of The Board!! :confused:

Willy thinks he's bi!!!!
When I'm with a lady who sees gents only, my testosterone level hits the top and my thoughts relate to what I/we can do to and for each other in a highly sexual context!

When I'm with a lady who declares herself as bi, my estrogen level rises and the softer, gentler, more sensitive Willy takes over!

Maybe I'm "by" not "bi", as this is kind of a "by" gosh and "by" golly thread!
Kind of a "tongue in vagina" observation!
Oops! I meant "tongue in cheeks" observation!
Damn! That should be "tongue in cheek"!!!

Forget it!! Bi, Bi, for now!

Willywants (to warn all married men that this is how the mind first starts to go when you enter your Andropausal stage and your wife doesn't allow DATY!)

PS: See Saturday Star article, section R, Time of Your Life!
"Male mid-life changes can lower libido"! Scarey!!

PPS: Thanks to an over abundance of testosterone, Willy, at 62, ain't there yet!!
 
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VatoLoco

Willy....Funniest man on the TERB board!

I agree with the two ladies Willy, I always look for your posts everytime I'm on TERB and have a blast reading them.
Willy if you ever run for funniest man on TERB, you got my vote dear Sir! :)
 

Hepcat

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"Willy thinks he's bi!!!!" - Willywants

Had I known you were turning queer I would have sat much further from you at the barbecue today! No wonder Sheik refused to mingle!

:eek:
 

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Willywants said:



Oops! I meant "tongue in cheeks" observation!
Damn! That should be "tongue in cheek"!!


How about tongue BETWEEN the cheeks? But we already know your opinion about that, don't we? LOL
 
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Willywants

Overly Concerned!

Pagan!
You needn't have worried yeterday!
The testosterone level was way up!
One look at beautiful red haired Nikki told me that!
Besides, I don't think my softer, gentler side could possibly have been attracted to you!
Now! Alanna!!! Different story! She looked like she really wanted to cuddle!

Shack!
I think it's really a question of choices! I prefer the absolute mystery of a lady's folds and the blossoming of same!!

Willywants (to say Bi now!)




























Willywants (to say BI now!)
 
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Willywants

No You Don't Goober!

It'll kill ya!
I figure it's going to catch up to me by the time I'm 102 years old!
That's only 40 years away!
I think I'll switch Psychics!
The last one told me I should live 'til I'm 150!!
I wonder what my favourite SP will look like then!
I wonder if she'll let me DATY with no teeth!

The way I see it, 150 represents 2 life times! I should be 10'10" by then! Maybe I'll get to see Samantha again after all!

Willywants (to stretch his imagination further!)
 
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