which lovely young lady wishes to see him so he can get out of the house? 
Mommy always said what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
Mommy always said what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
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an 8 lb ASS needs a date
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Neverenuff$ said:ohhhh 8 lb ASS... its a No "B" joke !!
Yeah don't you think that getting rid of the B off his ass has helped him already? Those B's sting you know.
stacey4u2luv said:Yeah don't you think that getting rid of the B off his ass has helped him already? Those B's sting you know.
good pun I thought you might Bumble it !!
Bass8lbs said:Seriously folks, Stacey is a sweetheart...this is all meant for fun!
hey !!.. terb is renowned for its seriousness.. you vill make no jokes !!
The Rabbi & the wife
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an
orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide
to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his
beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man.
While the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel
over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an
orgasm."
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help
and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the
Rabbi.
"Okay," he says to the husband, "try it reversed. Have the young man
make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again,
they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same
strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the
husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great
enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a
towel!!"
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an
orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide
to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his
beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man.
While the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel
over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an
orgasm."
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help
and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the
Rabbi.
"Okay," he says to the husband, "try it reversed. Have the young man
make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again,
they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same
strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the
husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great
enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a
towel!!"
hmm throws on a bobber and bobs away ......teasing that 8lb Bass .......jiggin .....side to side .....bobing up and down .....OMG I think hes nibbling !
Bass8lbs said:LOL Alexis...now all we need is a towel boy!
okay but it will cost you a fin !
oKay I'll lead off...Bass8lbs said:Well..this is kinda embarassing...but...bass do eat crabs ya know?
(I think the responses to this statement will gross me out).
Why don't you use a topical ointment like everyone else at the clinic.. sheeesh !!
Bass8lbs said:Do they have a water resistant ointment for that?
buy a sailing jacket .. I reccomend "Gill" rain wear ..
With all these puny jokes going on, I'm surprised the Lad hasn't left his perch and dived into this thread. I see JD cod on quickly.
Viewer said:With all these puny jokes going on, I'm surprised the Lad hasn't left his perch and dived into this thread. I see JD cod on quickly.
the lad hasn't flounder yet
