Another amusing post on craigslist in the W4M section. I like the crack about George Clooney for the maid on 2 1/2 Men. LOL
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/1132183234.html
GUYS 90% OF THESE WOMEN ARE NUTCASES (Craigsland)
Seriously??? Have you read the posts that are up here......buy me dinner, take me shopping, be muscular because Im a fat picky cow but my man has to be skinny so I can show him off to my other overweight girlfriends.
There may be 10% of ads on here that seem sincere, but that is something you'll have to judge for yourself. But the ones that get me are the ones who want you to drop you hard earned dough on them because they are too poor, or too stupid to hold a job that would pay them enough to do it for themselves. Why dont they go to the one man who paid for everything, daddy? Because daddy knew a bad investment when he saw it and cut them loose. Sweety, if you want guys to buy you nice things and take care of you there are two things you have to do, look good and fuck them well. If the first requiremnet is a wash then the second would undoubtedly be one as well.
Also, the pic for pic thing is a joke.....they want to see five of yours before they decide to show you the pics from Cuba ( 300lbs in a two peice.....I didnt think it was logistcally possible but there you are giving Willy a run for his money)
These women want the world on a platter, I want Brad Pitts abs and chest, I want the George Cloony's style, I want....I want..... I want.....and so you know what you get in return? THE FUCKING MAID FROM 2 1/2 MEN!!!!!! I want Rachel McAdams, and you my dear resemble her stool sample
No Thanks!!! I'll keep my money, and I will find someone better than you in every single way in a bar, or a club, or at the post office/bank/other gov't building. Guys there are to many gorgeous women in this city.....surely they dont all post on Craigslist......at least only the snobby, bitchy, needy, and subpar looking do
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/1132183234.html
GUYS 90% OF THESE WOMEN ARE NUTCASES (Craigsland)
Seriously??? Have you read the posts that are up here......buy me dinner, take me shopping, be muscular because Im a fat picky cow but my man has to be skinny so I can show him off to my other overweight girlfriends.
There may be 10% of ads on here that seem sincere, but that is something you'll have to judge for yourself. But the ones that get me are the ones who want you to drop you hard earned dough on them because they are too poor, or too stupid to hold a job that would pay them enough to do it for themselves. Why dont they go to the one man who paid for everything, daddy? Because daddy knew a bad investment when he saw it and cut them loose. Sweety, if you want guys to buy you nice things and take care of you there are two things you have to do, look good and fuck them well. If the first requiremnet is a wash then the second would undoubtedly be one as well.
Also, the pic for pic thing is a joke.....they want to see five of yours before they decide to show you the pics from Cuba ( 300lbs in a two peice.....I didnt think it was logistcally possible but there you are giving Willy a run for his money)
These women want the world on a platter, I want Brad Pitts abs and chest, I want the George Cloony's style, I want....I want..... I want.....and so you know what you get in return? THE FUCKING MAID FROM 2 1/2 MEN!!!!!! I want Rachel McAdams, and you my dear resemble her stool sample
No Thanks!!! I'll keep my money, and I will find someone better than you in every single way in a bar, or a club, or at the post office/bank/other gov't building. Guys there are to many gorgeous women in this city.....surely they dont all post on Craigslist......at least only the snobby, bitchy, needy, and subpar looking do
