Ambition - Jessica #2

[John_Jacob]

I mean, what exactly can I write here - or even want to I suppose - about Jessica who I saw before the month was done.

Like, it's JESSICA! Holistic doesn't even begin to cover the basics of the experience here. With Jessica, the relaxing massage is merely a minor capstone compared to the shimmering edifice that she slowly and deliberately builds with the little amount of time she has. It's the denouement that becomes secondary to why you came [heh] to see her.

Things I can write about Jessica? Gorgeous. The Personality. The Smile. The Fit. The Body, So Tight, Just right.

I have no idea if I can talk about the cute cocktail dresses she wears and never mind the just most excellent lingerie she always keeps on [cough]. I should know because I have two pairs of them.
{Yes Jessica, it was me! I took them and I'm not sorry! They keep me warm & happy They're in the drawer beside me in my office right now while I'm working fuckin' zoom calls with waste-of-good-skin-fucktard clients every.single.one of them.}

Cute & sensible GND? Check. Crazed-eyed masseur with the smirky smile? Check. Smells oooohhhh so very nice. Check. Hippy chill relaxed party girl leaning forward giving me that look with (I imagine) beads, highlights in her hair & smoky, hazy air filled with rasta music rumbling in the background while I choke because her necklace fell down my nose? Check. I have absolutely no idea how she knows how to transform into exactly what you didn't know you needed. But she does. Mind boggling magical.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan Ambition
A stately pleasure dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian Ambition maid
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora.
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight ’twould win me,

And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His Her flashing eyes, his her floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the her milk of Paradise.

 

[Mark-S]

Thanks for the review I'm tempted to see Jessica today, well either her or drive to the GTA

 

[John_Jacob]

Jessica. Trust me. However, you’re not going to get her on a walk in. Shes always booked solid, for good reasons.

All the women on todays schedule are great for different reasons. Depends on what you’re looking for. Descriptions are accurate.

for me;
if it’s morning, Marcella is closest to Jessica.
Afternoon, Ariel. Bring your verbal game, it makes it all the more fun.

 

[lovetoes13]

Jessica. Trust me. However, you’re not going to get her on a walk in. Shes always booked solid, for good reasons.

All the women on todays schedule are great for different reasons. Depends on what you’re looking for. Descriptions are accurate.

for me;
if it’s morning, Marcella is closest to Jessica.
Afternoon, Ariel. Bring your verbal game, it makes it all the more fun.

CRA gave me a healthy tax return yesterday .Shall I invest wisely or waste it on RRSP and TFSA ? What do you think John ?

 

[Mark-S]

If you do not mind which spa or spas do you prefer in GTA ? Have been to SRM Allure and HFH .

I have been to SRM and its a hit and miss for extra services, same with HFH and Allure never have I experienced any. If you want a good time seductions is always a hit, to me DFK and DATY are a must anything else is a bonus. Today I am focused on Kithener/Cambridge area and if you have any other advice for a masseuse or escort it would be greatly appreciated.

 

[John_Jacob]

I have been to SRM and its a hit and miss for extra services, same with HFH and Allure never have I experienced any. If you want a good time seductions is always a hit, to me DFK and DATY are a must anything else is a bonus. Today I am focused on Kithener/Cambridge area and if you have any other advice for a masseuse or escort it would be greatly appreciated.

Before your post gets deleted as Ambition is a holistic spa and there are posting rules around that, PM me. There is only 1 agency in the area and a few SPs.

Upfront, Ambition is standard Spa service. Great women, great service & fun times but no acronyms. Because of this, it's a great casual atmosphere where the women are friends with each other, no (ok, minimal) drama, and thus it lacks the underlying tension & upsell that you'll just feel in your bones with the GTA Spas.

 

[John_Jacob]

CRA gave me a healthy tax return yesterday .Shall I invest wisely or waste it on RRSP and TFSA ? What do you think John ?

phwfttttt, banks of course! Hope for the TSX to actually really go down as this 10% -15% drop the last few months is bullshit child's play. Give me a 40% drop with blood in the streets like 2000 & 2008 and I'm in heaven.

CM & BNS are down ~30% and paying a ~6%+ dividends (along with BCE, POW, GWO, MFC). For this, individual stocks are better than ETFs. Don't worry about bank stock prices dropping, they'll be roaring back in about 20 - 26 months.

It sounds like you're an old guy and income over the next few years is a priority over cap. gains so put it in a taxable account, get the (1.38 x (15%+10%)) 34.5% Non-refundable Dividend Tax credit (RRSP is only 18% of earned income) to help reduce current taxes and later RRIF withdrawals. Re-invest the dividends to buy more stock on auto-pilot. Don't ever care about the Dividend Gross-Up for OAS claw backs since having too much $ is never a problem and those dividend $ will increase ~5%+ a year.

Big brain does rule occasionally, even for a Jessica-addict like me.

Rinse, repeat and THEN when compound interest takes over, make life an absolute living hell for your boss & co-workers so you get fired (but not for cause) for the 4-weeks-for-every-year severance (2 year's salary!! Woot!!), collect your pension's commuted value into a LIRA/LIF if you think you can do better than a 7% ROR, let little brain take over and then blow it all on Ambition so Tanya can pay off her expensive cars sooner. Cap it off by taking selfies of yourself outside Ambition and send them to the ex co-workers & reports who's guts you hate. Win/win all around.

Not that I've ever considered my 10 year plan. Until then, I just drink more beer and use the bottle refund $ to hide the cash flow. Let's just say Bert Kreisher - my personal hero whom I look up to - looks very fit & svelte to me.

That's what I think.

 

[anotherloner]

phwfttttt, banks of course! Hope for the TSX to actually really go down as this 10% -15% drop the last few months is bullshit child's play. Give me a 40% drop with blood in the streets like 2000 & 2008 and I'm in heaven.

CM & BNS are down ~30% and paying a ~6%+ dividends (along with BCE, POW, GWO, MFC). For this, individual stocks are better than ETFs. Don't worry about bank stock prices dropping, they'll be roaring back in about 20 - 26 months.

It sounds like you're an old guy and income over the next few years is a priority over cap. gains so put it in a taxable account, get the (1.38 x (15%+10%)) 34.5% Non-refundable Dividend Tax credit (RRSP is only 18% of earned income) to help reduce current taxes and later RRIF withdrawals. Re-invest the dividends to buy more stock on auto-pilot. Don't ever care about the Dividend Gross-Up for OAS claw backs since having too much $ is never a problem and those dividend $ will increase ~5%+ a year.

Big brain does rule occasionally, even for a dummy like me.

Rinse and repeat and THEN when compound interest takes over, make life an absolute living hell for your boss & co-workers so you get fired (but not for cause) for the 4-weeks-for-every-year severance (2 year's salary!! Woot!!), collect your pension's commuted value into a LIRA/LIF if you think you can do better than a 7% ROR, let little brain take over and then blow it all on Ambition so Tanya can pay off her expensive cars sooner. Cap it off by taking selfies of yourself outside Ambition and send them to the ex co-workers who's guts you hate. Win/win all around.

Not that I've ever considered my 10 year plan. Until then, I just drink more beer and use the bottle refund $ to hide the cash flow. Let's just say Bert Kreisher - my personal hero whom I look up to - looks very fit & svelte to me.

That's what I think.

Looks like ambition girls aren't the only thing I'm gonna take your advice for. Teach me O master!

 

[stephenaubrey]

Before your post gets deleted as Ambition is a holistic spa and there are posting rules around that, PM me. There is only 1 agency in the area and a few SPs.

Upfront, Ambition is standard Spa service. Great women, great service & fun times but no acronyms. Because of this, it's a great casual atmosphere where the women are friends with each other, no (ok, minimal) drama, and thus it lacks the underlying tension & upsell that you'll just feel in your bones with the GTA Spas.

Headed to an appointment with Jessica tomorrow. First time at Ambition.... have heard nothing but good things but was always scared off by the lack of pictures and menu ambiguity. If there's no menu, that's fine (preferable even for me!) but then why not have an inclusive price listed on the website? I want to know what I'm in for prior to booking and not have to negotiate a tip in person.

 

[John_Jacob]

Ambition is not a licensed 'body rub' and thus it is a Holistic Spa. Holistic spa means no details and no pictures. Descriptions are accurate.

Door fee is $40/HH and $80HH for tip. 1H is $80H and $160H tip and so on. I think there are $120H and $140H versions I'm sure but I have no idea what they include. Why would I? Negotiate if you want but why piss off the attendant and get resulting poor service & attitude. If saving $5 is a priority to you...I have no comment.

Ambition is not the GTA and there is no 'menu' and there is no upsell pressure so don't worry about it.

Put the $ on the table under the candle up front, shower, turn down the heater in her room, do not expect acronyms for there are none, just relax, enjoy the rasta (or likely ska), make a joke ("What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."), be polite, always ask first, and there is a very very high probability you'll leave happy. You know the drill.

Park in the visitor spots only. Trust me on this one.

 

[stephenaubrey]

Door fee is $40/HH and $80HH for tip. 1H is $80H and $160H tip and so on. I think there are $120H and $140H versions I'm sure but I have no idea what they include. Why would I? Negotiate if you want but why piss off the attendant and get resulting poor service & attitude. If saving $5 is a priority to you...I have no comment.

Thank you. Now I know what I'm in for... I don't want to negotiate for exactly that reason; I only stand to lose if I piss off the attendant as you say. I don't care about $5 at all. But if that's not on the website how am I supposed to know what to leave on the stand? This is the ambiguity that has kept me away until now.

 

[John_Jacob]

Thank you. Now I know what I'm in for... I don't want to negotiate for exactly that reason; I only stand to lose if I piss off the attendant as you say. I don't care about $5 at all. But if that's not on the website how am I supposed to know what to leave on the stand? This is the ambiguity that has kept me away until now.

Ya, I used to ask "What's the all you can eat price?" to the new women. They got offended by that for some reason.

 

[kinks_r_us]

Ambition is not a licensed 'body rub' and thus it is a Holistic Spa. Holistic spa means no details and no pictures. Descriptions are accurate.

Door fee is $40/HH and $80HH for tip. 1H is $80H and $160H tip and so on. I think there are $120H and $140H versions I'm sure but I have no idea what they include. Why would I? Negotiate if you want but why piss off the attendant and get resulting poor service & attitude. If saving $5 is a priority to you...I have no comment.

Ambition is not the GTA and there is no 'menu' and there is no upsell pressure so don't worry about it.

Put the $ on the table under the candle up front, shower, turn down the heater in her room, do not expect acronyms for there are none, just relax, enjoy the rasta (or likely ska), make a joke ("What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."), be polite, always ask first, and there is a very very high probability you'll leave happy. You know the drill.

Park in the visitor spots only. Trust me on this one.

Ska at a massage parlour??
That speaks volumes right there.

 

[John_Jacob]

Ska at a massage parlour??
That speaks volumes right there.

Old school is good school. Madness, and UB40 to a lesser extent, good times...

Lying back, eyes closed Madness/Madness at just the right time.