Am I a Pig?

BallzDeep

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This morning I met with my bank mortgage specialist to talk about a property, she was talking about very important financial stuff and I kept having to ask her to repeat it because I was fantasizing about doing her doggie on her desk.

She's not gorgeous but a sexy milfy type, now I'm trying to remember some of the stuff she told me. Any stories to share about this kind of stuff, I would love for once for this kind of stuff to happen to me!
 
I don't think you're a pig. When I had an office and a desk I often fantasized about my customer bending me over it :p
 
Totally nornal.

As Alice Cooper said...



Well I must have got to that crazy age
Where everything is hot.
Cuz I don't know if the things I'm thinkin'
Are normal thoughts or not
 
Ashton. said:
I don't think you're a pig. When I had an office and a desk I often fantasized about my customer bending me over it :p

Why couldn't you be my mortgage specialist!!!!
 
Ashton. said:
I don't think you're a pig. When I had an office and a desk I often fantasized about my customer bending me over it :p
thats it next hotel room i get will be a suite-with a desk and a diningroom table ..........now where did i put those little blue pills.................
 
calloway said:
You are a pig and I have the pictures from your session to prove it... :p

BallzDeep & His Mortgage Specialist

No, in my mind we didn't even take the time to kiss, up with the skirt and away we go.

I was also hoping for some random sex stories, anyone, where you meet someone and 15 minutes later the two of you are doing it.
 
Well... I had a meeting with my lawyer awhile ago and hes probably late 30's or early 40's and hot and all I could think about is him bending me over his desk...

This mean im a pig too? lol
 
Ashley Tyler said:
Well... I had a meeting with my lawyer awhile ago and hes probably late 30's or early 40's and hot and all I could think about is him bending me over his desk...

This mean im a pig too? lol

Pretty much ya.
 
BallzDeep said:
No, in my mind we didn't even take the time to kiss, up with the skirt and away we go.

I was also hoping for some random sex stories, anyone, where you meet someone and 15 minutes later the two of you are doing it.
One time I was in court for spousal abuse, and then 20 minutes later I was fucking the judge in her chambers. I just gave her the eyes from the prisoner's box and I knew she wanted to get fucked hard.
 
Ashley Tyler said:
Well... I had a meeting with my lawyer awhile ago and hes probably late 30's or early 40's and hot and all I could think about is him bending me over his desk...

This mean im a pig too? lol

See, now why wouldn't you ladies just innitiate more, what do you think he or any other guy would have done, called the cops and had you arrested.

In the remote chance he turned you down, he would have just laughed about it, or most likely bent you over the desk and did you.

Women, you have to innitiate these things, we can't.
 
BallzDeep said:
See, now why wouldn't you ladies just innitiate more, what do you think he or any other guy would have done, called the cops and had you arrested.

In the remote chance he turned you down, he would have just laughed about it, or most likely bent you over the desk and did you.

Women, you have to innitiate these things, we can't.

Yea I probably would have dropped a subtle hint had my SO not been with me and my lawyer didn't have a ring on his finger and pictures of his family in his office lol.

Best part of my fantasy was his wife walking in and me saying 'don't you wish he wanted you as much as he wanted me?'
 
bob_sapp said:
One time I was in court for spousal abuse, and then 20 minutes later I was fucking the judge in her chambers. I just gave her the eyes from the prisoner's box and I knew she wanted to get fucked hard.


Now that's the stories I want to hear, even though I never participate in them, it's nice to know somebody does.:p
 
Ashley Tyler said:
Yea I probably would have dropped a subtle hint had my SO not been with me and my lawyer didn't have a ring on his finger and pictures of his family in his office lol.

Best part of my fantasy was his wife walking in and me saying 'don't you wish he wanted you as much as he wanted me?'

The SO would have been an issue, however I doubt the ring would have.
 
Yea ring probably wouldn't have been an issue but I tend to try and avoid hitting on guys with rings on their fingers unless its at work lol.
 
Ashton. said:
When I had an office and a desk I often fantasized about my customer bending me over it

If I had only know that that was what you were fantasizing when you were pretending to act so professional. ;)