Allright Ceiling Cat

[The LoLRus]

We need to know your last whereabouts within the proximity of the last few days or so.

Do you have an alibi???

https://www.yahoo.com/news/stray-cat-suspect-japan-attempted-murder-101742121.html

 

[Insidious Von]

Ceiling Cat is innocent, innocent I tell ya. He was at my place cleaning the bide.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Von,

You sempliciotto, I keep telling you it is a bidet not bide. I would not go near your bidet, especially with that huge dildo glued to its center. Try calling Unemployed Man, maybe he will clean it for you. I think he needs the work.

.................and no, I do not want to hire you to get on the attempted murder case.

 

[Boss Nass]

I provide alibis for a fee. Off-world/time travel involves extra time and expense.

 

[malata]

this thread tickles my fanny

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Von,

Before you go to Italy for your fizzing Pellegrino water clistere spa,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BNr79NyyhU

I want to give you a Christmas present.