Allison's Exotic Magic

I saw Allison recently as well.

I will start off with that she is a very very nice person. Makes you feel welcome and all that. She looks like the kind of girl you'd have a great time hanging out with or shooting pool.

But, I didn't go to shoot pool....I went to shoot my load.

On this side, she is.....how shall I put it (while she has a very nice personality)... have you ever had a thought of fucking your grandmother?

What I mean by this is that Allison is so stretched that her skin looks like she may have had 2 sets of triplets or lost over 100lbs. I wouldn't call her fat, she is not athletic at all, she has a lot of skin hang and its wrinkly like that of a 70yr old. She has a great personality though.

Her face is ok, but way to masculine for my taste. She actually looks like an Indian MALE friend of mine. That's not a good thing.

Her CBJ is OK. Her puss is meaty but has obviously seen a head or two poke out from it. It's not 20 year old poontang if you know what I mean.

How I ever blew my load with her all the while thinking I was banging my bro Vip I'll never understand. That may require some therapy that I wasn't prepared to encounter.

Nonetheless, I TOFTT and I think frisco was very very very kind.

A great "girl" and awesome personality if you want her to join your hockey pool, but not a fuck that I'd like to entertain....or remember (excuse me as I drive heave) again.

....did I mention she's a very nice person. I did? ok then
 
Rotflmao!

colt905 said:
I saw Allison recently as well.

I will start off with that she is a very very nice person. Makes you feel welcome and all that. She looks like the kind of girl you'd have a great time hanging out with or shooting pool.

But, I didn't go to shoot pool....I went to shoot my load.

On this side, she is.....how shall I put it (while she has a very nice personality)... have you ever had a thought of fucking your grandmother?

What I mean by this is that Allison is so stretched that her skin looks like she may have had 2 sets of triplets or lost over 100lbs. I wouldn't call her fat, she is not athletic at all, she has a lot of skin hang and its wrinkly like that of a 70yr old. She has a great personality though.

Her face is ok, but way to masculine for my taste. She actually looks like an Indian MALE friend of mine. That's not a good thing.

Her CBJ is OK. Her puss is meaty but has obviously seen a head or two poke out from it. It's not 20 year old poontang if you know what I mean.

How I ever blew my load with her all the while thinking I was banging my bro Vip I'll never understand. That may require some therapy that I wasn't prepared to encounter.

Nonetheless, I TOFTT and I think frisco was very very very kind.

A great "girl" and awesome personality if you want her to join your hockey pool, but not a fuck that I'd like to entertain....or remember (excuse me as I drive heave) again.

....did I mention she's a very nice person. I did? ok then
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You're killing me man... lol... that's by far the funniest - and probably most honest - review I've ever read. The thing is we humans don't yet have the ability to erase images from our minds... that's one image I don't want to have haunting me. YIKES!

Maybe some therapy would be helpful?
 
colt905 said:
I saw Allison recently as well.

I will start off with that she is a very very nice person. Makes you feel welcome and all that. She looks like the kind of girl you'd have a great time hanging out with or shooting pool.

But, I didn't go to shoot pool....I went to shoot my load.

On this side, she is.....how shall I put it (while she has a very nice personality)... have you ever had a thought of fucking your grandmother?

What I mean by this is that Allison is so stretched that her skin looks like she may have had 2 sets of triplets or lost over 100lbs. I wouldn't call her fat, she is not athletic at all, she has a lot of skin hang and its wrinkly like that of a 70yr old. She has a great personality though.

Her face is ok, but way to masculine for my taste. She actually looks like an Indian MALE friend of mine. That's not a good thing.

Her CBJ is OK. Her puss is meaty but has obviously seen a head or two poke out from it. It's not 20 year old poontang if you know what I mean.

How I ever blew my load with her all the while thinking I was banging my bro Vip I'll never understand. That may require some therapy that I wasn't prepared to encounter.

Nonetheless, I TOFTT and I think frisco was very very very kind.

A great "girl" and awesome personality if you want her to join your hockey pool, but not a fuck that I'd like to entertain....or remember (excuse me as I drive heave) again.

....did I mention she's a very nice person. I did? ok then
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I'm sure you can't wait to see your Indian friend again.
 
You know, I do have a thing for hot east Indian women.
HOT is the operative word though.

If you go see Allison for the half hour, my review will take on a whole new flavour and memory. Just block out any Indian bro's you may know and you might be ok.
 
She actually looks better in the pic that I had expected based on colt's review; and of course we only se the backside in the pic.
 
I've said my peace on this piece.
I'm not here to disparage her as she truly is a nice person, but from an SP perspective she is one of the worst I've laid my eyes on and I've been with Sexy Sassy in the Shwa. That says alot.
 
The reviews leave me reluctant but her pics aren't too bad...here's a new one. I'm on the fence with her, kind of leaning towards a visit based on the pics and the lure of an exotic East Indian. Called her up and she said her HH rate is $100 and that includes everything. North Oshawa area.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/ers/1035430839.html
 
I've seen her before not worth 100 I would only repeat if it was 60 or the most 80 there are a lot better out there for the money
 
Ralph Furly said:
The reviews leave me reluctant but her pics aren't too bad...here's a new one. I'm on the fence with her, kind of leaning towards a visit based on the pics and the lure of an exotic East Indian. Called her up and she said her HH rate is $100 and that includes everything. North Oshawa area.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/ers/1035430839.html
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If you check her out your review will be worth reading. You always tell it like it is.
 
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