Allison's Exotic Magic
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-ALLISON'S EXOTIC MAGIC Relaxing Massages, etc. Discretion Assured Incalls From 9am Please call Allison (905)922-5466vagitarian said:
E.Indian larger woman with flat chest
Orally gifted, GFE, good value for your dollar but lacks
in the looks dept. 5.5/10
a review from 05.. so its your call
I saw Allison recently as well.
I will start off with that she is a very very nice person. Makes you feel welcome and all that. She looks like the kind of girl you'd have a great time hanging out with or shooting pool.
But, I didn't go to shoot pool....I went to shoot my load.
On this side, she is.....how shall I put it (while she has a very nice personality)... have you ever had a thought of fucking your grandmother?
What I mean by this is that Allison is so stretched that her skin looks like she may have had 2 sets of triplets or lost over 100lbs. I wouldn't call her fat, she is not athletic at all, she has a lot of skin hang and its wrinkly like that of a 70yr old. She has a great personality though.
Her face is ok, but way to masculine for my taste. She actually looks like an Indian MALE friend of mine. That's not a good thing.
Her CBJ is OK. Her puss is meaty but has obviously seen a head or two poke out from it. It's not 20 year old poontang if you know what I mean.
How I ever blew my load with her all the while thinking I was banging my bro Vip I'll never understand. That may require some therapy that I wasn't prepared to encounter.
Nonetheless, I TOFTT and I think frisco was very very very kind.
A great "girl" and awesome personality if you want her to join your hockey pool, but not a fuck that I'd like to entertain....or remember (excuse me as I drive heave) again.
....did I mention she's a very nice person. I did? ok then
I will start off with that she is a very very nice person. Makes you feel welcome and all that. She looks like the kind of girl you'd have a great time hanging out with or shooting pool.
But, I didn't go to shoot pool....I went to shoot my load.
On this side, she is.....how shall I put it (while she has a very nice personality)... have you ever had a thought of fucking your grandmother?
What I mean by this is that Allison is so stretched that her skin looks like she may have had 2 sets of triplets or lost over 100lbs. I wouldn't call her fat, she is not athletic at all, she has a lot of skin hang and its wrinkly like that of a 70yr old. She has a great personality though.
Her face is ok, but way to masculine for my taste. She actually looks like an Indian MALE friend of mine. That's not a good thing.
Her CBJ is OK. Her puss is meaty but has obviously seen a head or two poke out from it. It's not 20 year old poontang if you know what I mean.
How I ever blew my load with her all the while thinking I was banging my bro Vip I'll never understand. That may require some therapy that I wasn't prepared to encounter.
Nonetheless, I TOFTT and I think frisco was very very very kind.
A great "girl" and awesome personality if you want her to join your hockey pool, but not a fuck that I'd like to entertain....or remember (excuse me as I drive heave) again.
....did I mention she's a very nice person. I did? ok then
Rotflmao!
You're killing me man... lol... that's by far the funniest - and probably most honest - review I've ever read. The thing is we humans don't yet have the ability to erase images from our minds... that's one image I don't want to have haunting me. YIKES!
Maybe some therapy would be helpful?
colt905 said:I saw Allison recently as well.
I will start off with that she is a very very nice person. Makes you feel welcome and all that. She looks like the kind of girl you'd have a great time hanging out with or shooting pool.
But, I didn't go to shoot pool....I went to shoot my load.
On this side, she is.....how shall I put it (while she has a very nice personality)... have you ever had a thought of fucking your grandmother?
What I mean by this is that Allison is so stretched that her skin looks like she may have had 2 sets of triplets or lost over 100lbs. I wouldn't call her fat, she is not athletic at all, she has a lot of skin hang and its wrinkly like that of a 70yr old. She has a great personality though.
Her face is ok, but way to masculine for my taste. She actually looks like an Indian MALE friend of mine. That's not a good thing.
Her CBJ is OK. Her puss is meaty but has obviously seen a head or two poke out from it. It's not 20 year old poontang if you know what I mean.
How I ever blew my load with her all the while thinking I was banging my bro Vip I'll never understand. That may require some therapy that I wasn't prepared to encounter.
Nonetheless, I TOFTT and I think frisco was very very very kind.
A great "girl" and awesome personality if you want her to join your hockey pool, but not a fuck that I'd like to entertain....or remember (excuse me as I drive heave) again.
....did I mention she's a very nice person. I did? ok then
You're killing me man... lol... that's by far the funniest - and probably most honest - review I've ever read. The thing is we humans don't yet have the ability to erase images from our minds... that's one image I don't want to have haunting me. YIKES!
Maybe some therapy would be helpful?
I'm sure you can't wait to see your Indian friend again.colt905 said:I saw Allison recently as well.
I will start off with that she is a very very nice person. Makes you feel welcome and all that. She looks like the kind of girl you'd have a great time hanging out with or shooting pool.
But, I didn't go to shoot pool....I went to shoot my load.
On this side, she is.....how shall I put it (while she has a very nice personality)... have you ever had a thought of fucking your grandmother?
What I mean by this is that Allison is so stretched that her skin looks like she may have had 2 sets of triplets or lost over 100lbs. I wouldn't call her fat, she is not athletic at all, she has a lot of skin hang and its wrinkly like that of a 70yr old. She has a great personality though.
Her face is ok, but way to masculine for my taste. She actually looks like an Indian MALE friend of mine. That's not a good thing.
Her CBJ is OK. Her puss is meaty but has obviously seen a head or two poke out from it. It's not 20 year old poontang if you know what I mean.
How I ever blew my load with her all the while thinking I was banging my bro Vip I'll never understand. That may require some therapy that I wasn't prepared to encounter.
Nonetheless, I TOFTT and I think frisco was very very very kind.
A great "girl" and awesome personality if you want her to join your hockey pool, but not a fuck that I'd like to entertain....or remember (excuse me as I drive heave) again.
....did I mention she's a very nice person. I did? ok then
Gaawwwddd
Well, I have read everything I need to.
Wonder what the deal is with her and a friend offering to "party hard" on the weekends.
I would love your take on this Colt.
LoL
Well, I have read everything I need to.
Wonder what the deal is with her and a friend offering to "party hard" on the weekends.
I would love your take on this Colt.
LoL
The reviews leave me reluctant but her pics aren't too bad...here's a new one. I'm on the fence with her, kind of leaning towards a visit based on the pics and the lure of an exotic East Indian. Called her up and she said her HH rate is $100 and that includes everything. North Oshawa area.
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/ers/1035430839.html
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/ers/1035430839.html
If you check her out your review will be worth reading. You always tell it like it is.Ralph Furly said:The reviews leave me reluctant but her pics aren't too bad...here's a new one. I'm on the fence with her, kind of leaning towards a visit based on the pics and the lure of an exotic East Indian. Called her up and she said her HH rate is $100 and that includes everything. North Oshawa area.
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/ers/1035430839.html
