all the doctors say

[daty]

that I have rectal cataracts....never heard of this but



















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[Moraff]

must be you've had your head up your ass one too many times......

 

[great bear]

must be you've had your head up your ass one too many times......

Now, thats funny!

 

[Brill]

The doctor says, "You have a cataract."

The woman looks surprised and says, "No no, I have a Lincoln Continental."

 

[jerk chicken]

rectal?? are you sure? cataracts is a condition for eyes...

maybe you mean "retinal cataract"

 

[sc dave]

I have anal glaucoma - can't see dragging my ass into work today.

 

[Moraff]

rectal?? are you sure? cataracts is a condition for eyes...

maybe you mean "retinal cataract"

Try reading the OP again... he was making a joke.... rectal cataracts --> crappy outlook.... see the ?

 

[daty]

I have anal glaucoma - can't see dragging my ass into work today.

taking notes LOL

 

[pimpin_civic]

when you shit does it bleed bright red blood?

it's a case of anal hemorrhoids...not an STD..could be hereditary ...could be from forcing yourself to shit..
















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