A silver lining in every cloud.
I have just received an e-mail from a beautiful Nigerian Princess who lost her father on that plane. She is offering me a substantial amount of money to help her transfer some of his oil royalty money out of Nigeria to a safe country like Canada. She is also interested in meeting a nice Canadian man too.
Don't ask for any more details...that's all I'm going to share as I don't want you assholes trying to horn in on the deal...