Ah. . . . if they only knew

[elvis777]

http://www.torontosun.com/Lifestyle/2005/06/24/1102705-sun.html


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[Morgan Ellis]

More tell tale signs:

Asks you for MSOG

Installs stripper pole in bedroom

Has Terb bookmarked, tells you it stands for "Toronto Electrical Ratings Board"

Tells you to 'fark off' because you're acting like an 'asshat'

Leaves envelope full of money on bedside table

Complains that there's no Fruitopia machine in kitchen

Asks you to refer to him as the 'funny Goober'

- M

 

[bananaman]

More tell tale signs:

Installs stripper pole in bedroom

- M

"runs off to call 1-800-strip-pole..."

 

[Coldasice]

Numbers cant be right

I think its 35% get caught or fessed up to it.
My guess would be 65-70% get up to something

Thats it

 

[Fatshaft]

Very good, Morgan.