Aging...

[toughb]

You know you are getting old when
everything either dries up or leaks.

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First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when
you forget to pull it down.

 

[Rockslinger]

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

You know you are getting old when young ladies call you "Sir".

 

[Nickelodeon]

You know the old joke. The three golden rules you follow after the age of 50.

1. Never waste an erection.
2. Never pass an opportunity to take a leak.
3. Don't trust a fart.

You're welcome.

 

[snowleopard]

 

[Rockslinger]

You are getting old when your bank tells you are eligible for the "senior discount".