I was about 22 years old and went up to Wasaga beach for the long weekend. Me and few friends were staying at buddies cottage with his very hot divorced Mother. After spending a long night of drinking at the one of the nightclubs, we came back to the cottage. I was sleeping on a pull out bed in the living room in the same room as a few of my friends who were all sleeping on the couches next to me or on the floor. It was about 4 AM and all my friends were passed out and the lights were off. I was drunk and my friends Mother came into the kitchen in a T-shirt and underwear. We started talking and it didn't take long, before she started a nice BBBJ. After this, we started having sex and while doing cowgirl, the front door opened and the lights turned on. All my friends woke up and saw what was happening and the guy that was just coming in, was my friend, her son.
admit your embarrassing sexual deviant acts
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No comments on this one?
You'se guys are slipping....
So what thing led to what other thing? Hmmm? Could there have been booze involved? So what did it taste like? His boyfriend's c*ck?
Cheers,
Jack.
mmmmmm....hammers...
the rusty tromb said:
No comments on this one?
You'se guys are slipping....
So what thing led to what other thing? Hmmm? Could there have been booze involved? So what did it taste like? His boyfriend's c*ck?
Cheers,
Jack.
mmmmmm....hammers...
I just had one of those embarrassing sexual deviant acts last night.
I went to shemale Amanda’s private party. The purpose of it is to film shemale porn in front of an audience. The audience can participate if they chose or view this orgy of guys and shemales.
I ended up getting caught up in the moment and I participated in the orgy. I put a mask over my face and went nuts, so to speak.
I got to be porn star for the night. I had the cameras on me. I felt something cold on my thigh as I’m getting blow by this shemale. It was the camera in for a close up. I ended up blowing my load on the belly of a beautiful shemale in front of the cameras and a crowd of guys, some of them jerking off. I had other shemales in the group tweaking my nipples and slapping my ass as I’m in the act.
By the end of it, the floor was covered in used condoms, cum-filled Kleenexes and towels.
This is the lady:
http://www.ladyplus.com/ashley/index.htm
That was a whole bunch of firsts for me:
Never been to an orgy before.
Never participated in an orgy before.
Never been a porn star before.
Never had sex in front of an audience before.
I went to shemale Amanda’s private party. The purpose of it is to film shemale porn in front of an audience. The audience can participate if they chose or view this orgy of guys and shemales.
I ended up getting caught up in the moment and I participated in the orgy. I put a mask over my face and went nuts, so to speak.
I got to be porn star for the night. I had the cameras on me. I felt something cold on my thigh as I’m getting blow by this shemale. It was the camera in for a close up. I ended up blowing my load on the belly of a beautiful shemale in front of the cameras and a crowd of guys, some of them jerking off. I had other shemales in the group tweaking my nipples and slapping my ass as I’m in the act.
By the end of it, the floor was covered in used condoms, cum-filled Kleenexes and towels.
This is the lady:
http://www.ladyplus.com/ashley/index.htm
That was a whole bunch of firsts for me:
Never been to an orgy before.
Never participated in an orgy before.
Never been a porn star before.
Never had sex in front of an audience before.
sex during period
20 years ago...at the real greek islands, with friend's cousin, while on her period, sex and 69 sheets became a bloody mess. Friend and his cousins come back early and we have to shove bloody sheets under bed. What a mess, very deviant, but lots of fun. For those who are wondering ...tastes very sweet down there at that time of month.
20 years ago...at the real greek islands, with friend's cousin, while on her period, sex and 69 sheets became a bloody mess. Friend and his cousins come back early and we have to shove bloody sheets under bed. What a mess, very deviant, but lots of fun. For those who are wondering ...tastes very sweet down there at that time of month.
I was 21 and adventurous
My friend told me (back then) that he did it with his girlfriend and he loved it. I tried it and honestly I cannot say it was bad. We both looked like vampires afterward and the bed was a bloody mess but my recollection was that we both enjoyed it. I have not done it in 20 years nor would I probably do it again...unless Paris Hilton offered.
My friend told me (back then) that he did it with his girlfriend and he loved it. I tried it and honestly I cannot say it was bad. We both looked like vampires afterward and the bed was a bloody mess but my recollection was that we both enjoyed it. I have not done it in 20 years nor would I probably do it again...unless Paris Hilton offered.
WOW I thought I was nuts!! I have had sex with girlfriends while they were menstruating…and that’s as far as I went!! LOL
You win the prize for TERB’s “most deviant sex act” **the crowd applauds** Juldet, you and the SP of your choice, win an all inclusive paid for trip to…..yes, you guessed right, Greece!!
I have had sex with girlfriends while they were menstruating…and that’s as far as I went!! LOLYou win the prize for TERB’s “most deviant sex act” **the crowd applauds** Juldet, you and the SP of your choice, win an all inclusive paid for trip to…..yes, you guessed right, Greece!!
Thank you Thank you!
However, I am sure that some Terb member has done something more deviant! There are other, I believe more taboo, bodily functions that I am sure some Terb members have included in their "love-making" but are too embarrased to report (although are we not all anonymous here?)
I am sure some men/women have been probed by foreign objects for which they were never intended and the list goes on and on. The vampire thing was perhaps the pinnacle (or depth of depravity) of my experimenting phase...it went all down hill from there.
However, I am sure that some Terb member has done something more deviant! There are other, I believe more taboo, bodily functions that I am sure some Terb members have included in their "love-making" but are too embarrased to report (although are we not all anonymous here?)
I am sure some men/women have been probed by foreign objects for which they were never intended and the list goes on and on. The vampire thing was perhaps the pinnacle (or depth of depravity) of my experimenting phase...it went all down hill from there.
Your friend was playing games with you and you were the joke, but he probably also told you that blood and uteris lining tastes exactly the same as meat ravioli?? Anyway, glad you enjoyed yourself and you do win the most deviant prize. Cheers,Juldet said:
Sorry if this thread is grossing people out but
Actually my friend said it tasted sugary sweet, the sweetest part of the month, and it was accurate. The friend is a CA and he is very, very conservative outside of his sex life. They look like barbie and ken and have money flying out of their asses.
It just goes to show that kink or deviancy is not sole purview of the trailer park world and that the wealthy and well educated are quite capable of diving into the cesspool of depravity but are also able to wash off the muck and mire with little effort and keep their public lives and image unscathed.
Actually my friend said it tasted sugary sweet, the sweetest part of the month, and it was accurate. The friend is a CA and he is very, very conservative outside of his sex life. They look like barbie and ken and have money flying out of their asses.
It just goes to show that kink or deviancy is not sole purview of the trailer park world and that the wealthy and well educated are quite capable of diving into the cesspool of depravity but are also able to wash off the muck and mire with little effort and keep their public lives and image unscathed.
Lol
SK.
Nice.jbar said:It occured during the first time I 69'ed with a chick. She's on top and cuts one. She goes "Sorry about that, are you alright down there?". So I said "I'm fine, but I don't think I can handle another 68 of those!"
SK.
I was walking down the street when i noticed something black, sheer and intricate. Upon closer inspection, it was a black garment. My curiosity knowing no bounds, I further inspected it, picking it up to take an even closer look. I still couldn't determine what it was. But opening it up, it turned out to be a delicate intricate, elegant and meshy pair of black panties. They were definitely not grandma panties. They were the kind a girl wears when she wants to a guy to see while doing the deed. The were the most delicate, thinnest, sheerest, ornately lacelike, sheerest most tiniest pair of panties. They were meant to be seen. Very visually appealing. Something that can only belong to a girl just as visually appealing. For their size was not large, nor small, but a size can be worn only of a girl with just the right delicate hips.
I was near my house so I tucked it away and kept it in a secret hiding place for safekeeping.
Until this day, I do not know who the wearer of the sheer, dainty black, most delicate and elegant panties is. I do not know what her face looks like, nor would I know her if she walked up to me and said hi.
Nor do I know how they eventually ended up being on tossed, discarded and left behind on the side of the road. (They were in very good shape and brand new. I didn't notice them there the day before) And No, it WASN'T garbage collection day. It was a monday morning.
I guess you can say, this is similar to the experience of finding a used, discarded condom on the sidewalk, of a very normal, very decent and very clean, upper-class neighborhood that isn't populated with prostitution or streetwalkers on the corners. Its the farthest thing from that. The cleanest neighborhood in toronto.
Its a mystery that will never be solved.
Am I ever going to throw it out? Probably not.
P.S. No I don't sniff them, nor do I wear them. Now THAT is gross.
A couple months later. I found someone tossed a nice, frilly pair of red sheer silk panties in her trash bin. Very fancy. But this time, I know who it is. She's very pretty. Middle-aged. She doesn't know I have them..
Well, you clicked on this thread to read about sexual deviant secrets, so you asked for it.
I was near my house so I tucked it away and kept it in a secret hiding place for safekeeping.
Until this day, I do not know who the wearer of the sheer, dainty black, most delicate and elegant panties is. I do not know what her face looks like, nor would I know her if she walked up to me and said hi.
Nor do I know how they eventually ended up being on tossed, discarded and left behind on the side of the road. (They were in very good shape and brand new. I didn't notice them there the day before) And No, it WASN'T garbage collection day. It was a monday morning.
I guess you can say, this is similar to the experience of finding a used, discarded condom on the sidewalk, of a very normal, very decent and very clean, upper-class neighborhood that isn't populated with prostitution or streetwalkers on the corners. Its the farthest thing from that. The cleanest neighborhood in toronto.
Its a mystery that will never be solved.
Am I ever going to throw it out? Probably not.
P.S. No I don't sniff them, nor do I wear them. Now THAT is gross.
A couple months later. I found someone tossed a nice, frilly pair of red sheer silk panties in her trash bin. Very fancy. But this time, I know who it is. She's very pretty. Middle-aged. She doesn't know I have them.
. Well, you clicked on this thread to read about sexual deviant secrets, so you asked for it.
