ADD jokes - punch lines only.

[papasmerf]

women can't live with them.....pass the beer nuts

 

[papasmerf]

Oh no she loves children...........Unfortunately that is illegal

 

[papasmerf]

better get another corpse this one is full

 

[papasmerf]

Dead??????????/


Wow that would explain why she wasn't complaining

 

[papasmerf]

How an elephant got into my pajamas I will never know

 

[papasmerf]

hellI am tell anybody who will listen

 

[papasmerf]

19 and Zero.........Beat the Pats

 

[elmufdvr]

so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit....

so that is why they call you little john...

no i am the pilot.

to get to the other side

 

[plunker]

It was just a small load, I did it by hand.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

Pinocchio replys: "who needs women when you have 100 grit sandpaper?"

 

[bobistheowl]

Your son!? I must be in the wrong joke.

 

[bobistheowl]

There's a knock on the door, and it's the pig and the goat.

 

[bobistheowl]

An onion wrapped in toilet paper.

 

[bobistheowl]

Lefty.

 

[nautilus]

Goober's Mom!!

 

[Cinema Face]

Yeah, but yours isn't eating my popcorn.

 

[MissCroft]

1000 men to lay Alberta Pipeline.

 

[smylee52]

Then the Greek Father says " Fanny we're in trouble " .

 

[bobistheowl]

The valet parking guy say: "You'll have to point it out to me, lady. Those Japanese sports cars all look the same to me.".