A Woman's Poem

[Twinklegirl]

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MANS POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..

 

[T.O.tourist]

I pray for a gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..

I'm not much of a golfer or fisherman, but if you substitute 'mountain bike course' for 'golf course' and 'wakeboarding' for 'fishing'.
I would start praying for a woman who would mountain bike and wakeboard with me.

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

The only answer I would ever give is Perfectly Lickable'.


Is this post coherent? I've had a few beer.

 

[Rockslinger]

If the Woman's Poem is true, then why do women fall for jerks like Paul Bernardo and Michael Thomas Rafferty and O.J. Simpson?

 

[daty]

If the Woman's Poem is true, then why do women fall for jerks like Paul Bernardo and Michael Thomas Rafferty and O.J. Simpson?

their prayers were NOT answered

 

[Twinklegirl]

If the Woman's Poem is true, then why do women fall for jerks like Paul Bernardo and Michael Thomas Rafferty and O.J. Simpson?

Paul Bernardo and Michael Thomas Rafferty...my guess would be looks

O.J. obvioulsy money and status.

Some men have a way of feeding a woman what they want or need to hear. Look at Ted Bundy. He got the women because he was handsome and smooth. Some women fall for that crap.

 

[Rockslinger]

Michael Thomas Rafferty...my guess would be looks

The more I learned about this slimeball Rafferty the more he has LOSER written all over him (and the women who fell for him as well). That 18 year old woman was in jail when she learned that he was cheating on her so she spilled the beans to LE. (Remember when Homolka spilled the beans on Bernardo?) Wonder if Rafferty will also get 500 letters a week from female admirers like Bernardo did/does.

 

[Cinema Face]

If the Woman's Poem is true, then why do women fall for jerks like Paul Bernardo and Michael Thomas Rafferty and O.J. Simpson?

Because women say they want one thing but are attracted to another.

Come to think of it, guys do that too.