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A rant, and some news

great bear

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Cardinal Fang said:
So it was bad then?

</Not so sarcastic reply>
Fangster, ever bitten into a lime without the benifit of Tequila? Ever zipped the underskin of your winkie into your fly? It was very, very, bad.
 

great bear

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Goober Mcfly said:
With or without her dentures?
Without! Plus, imagine that George Bush is there giving instructions. Imagine having to have sex with Tammy Baker. This would include hour long sessions of oral sex. That might compare to my trip to TO this afternoon. :eek:
 

great bear

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eyeofthedragon said:
Was YMMV a factor?
There was no mileage. There was no footage. Even my inches disappeared. It was like Shylock collecting his dues. It was like having sand in your underwear and you still have six miles to walk. It was like interviewing Mike Harris on the good things his government did. It was like winning a new Lada.
 

great bear

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eyeofthedragon said:
Would you repeat?
Yes! A thousand time yes! Then I will beat my head into a stone wall. I will light my finger tips with emergency flares. I will smile while others run their finger nails across blackboards. I will have a conversation with Submissive Dave and not laugh once. I will admit to YYC that Calgary is a better city than Prince Rupert.
 
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great bear said:
Yes! A thousand time yes! Then I will beat my head into a stone wall. I will light my finger tips with emergency flares. I will smile while others run their finger nails across blackboards. I will have a conversation with Submissive Dave and not laugh once. I will admit to YYC that Calgary is a better city than Prince Rupert.
I like Prince Rupert - great fishing.
 

MuffinMuncher

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stupid is as stupid does

Goober Mcfly said:
What a stupid thread.
Consider the topic. We do the best we can with what we have.

Sorry to hear you are going into chronic masturbators rehab, but the first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem. Maybe now you can get some feeling back down there and enjoy this hobby like the rest of us.
 

Esco!

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y2kmark said:
I don't get it - shouldn't a Chicago review board have members from Chicago, and reviews?? :confused:
No Fred is smart, he's probably running the whole show from Canada, that way if LE ever gets difficult they cant touch him cause he's across the border
Its brilliant
 
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