A question

[Morgan Ellis]

Remind me to cancel those waxing appointments.

 

[branson]

Evidently, your chest isn't hairy enough for Branson to consider you cute.

Poor girl.

it aint the hair... its the 250+ pounds that scare me. but im only answering since you brought it up.

 

[branson]

Remind me to cancel those waxing appointments.

dont. you might drop down to a size 32. wow. it IS fun to be mean. still want that group hug?

 

[The Shake]

Wow. Repressed and juvenile. A true renaissance man. You must be really popular with the ladies.

Oh, wait, nevermind.

 

[branson]

Wow. Repressed and juvenile. A true renaissance man. You must be really popular with the ladies.

Oh, wait, nevermind.

we are all here because we are so popular with the ladies

 

[eyeofthedragon]

branson reminds me of batman

 

[branson]

nope.

but the shake reminds me of asian sensation

 

[Drunken Master]

I'm scared. Doesn't anybody just have good old plain sex with goats anymore?

 

[branson]

I'm scared. Doesn't anybody just have good old plain sex with goats anymore?

shhh. now we will have the peanut gallery that will say thats as ok as a chick with a dick

 

[The Shake]

Hands up everyone who thinks Branson is a virgin.

 

[branson]

i am a virgin at banging chicks with dicks and PROUDLY so


and you should be too

 

[eyeofthedragon]

does that count chicks with dicks banging you?

 

[branson]

yup. again and proudly so

 

[Morgan Ellis]

it aint the hair... its the 250+ pounds that scare me. but im only answering since you brought it up.

I drive truck with Anais. It's hot, especially when she double clutches me.

Are we still on for drag queen karaoke? I'll hug you then.

 

[The Shake]

I drive truck with Anais. It's hot, especially when she double clutches me.

Are we still on for drag queen karaoke? I'll hug you then.

I hate to dissapoint you, Morgan, but I suspect that Branson only accepts hugs from Truck Drivers with Adam's Apples.

 

[branson]

I drive truck with Anais. It's hot, especially when she double clutches me.

ok. i guess

Are we still on for drag queen karaoke? I'll hug you then.

that depends. do they have chicks with no dicks there. because i find trannies just as freaky.

 

[branson]

I hate to dissapoint you, Morgan, but I suspect that Branson only accepts hugs from Truck Drivers with Adam's Apples.

this reverse psycology must really be burning up your brain.

 

[The Shake]

Me thinks Branson doth protest too much.

 

[branson]

me thinks you stick up for the chicks with dicks enough to make me wonder about you

 

[The Shake]

me thinks you stick up for the chicks with dicks enough to make me wonder about you

Gasp.

Yes, that's it.