A Question for the SP's/MPA's
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LOLLLLLz....While this didn't happen in a session with me (thanks goodness), a client took a dumperoo in the shower at our spa...YUK....It wasn't you was it??? HaHaHa.
??? hahahah just kidding nopeDidn't happen to me, but it was the last appointment of the nite and the girl finished up and left the room for the guy to change. He left quick and we started helping clean the room. He pissed everywhere - the table, the lamp, the radio...and then grabbed and smashed the room clock out in the parking lot (which we found on the way out). The girl who did the session then too said at the place she worked at in Guelph a guy took a dump in the shower.
It boogles, the crap you ladies have to deal with. Latika: Just curious why you let the guy in or did not just ask him to leave before starting? Was his condition not apparent till you started?
Was there an intimidation factor? No sp should have to put up with an intoxicated client.
Was there an intimidation factor? No sp should have to put up with an intoxicated client.
You'd think that....but sadly while I was at Phoenix my boss told us all we were not to refuse anyone but minors. If he saw us on cam turning a guy away we were given a lecture for days. The guy who pissed in the room we COULD have chased after and asked what was up, but he was a BIG guy and had a bad attitude. Some things you just have to let go and deal with it.
I think it's messed up guys blatantly ask to party, or if you're a "party girl" to bring "supplies" over. I had a full on email of how I was to buy crack and asap to deliver it to a guy. WTF?!?! To ME that's gross. Sorry I have no intention of going near anything like that......so yes cypher there is a lot of stuff we put up with.
I popped one of the deepest/infected blackheads ever...that was pretty gross. It was yellow, thick and smelled bad. He emailed me weeks later to say he felt better - so I think it actually may have helped his stiff shoulder! Usually when I see a lump/bump in places there shouldn't be I advise the client AFTER the session. I'm not a doctor, but I do recognize swelling or discolouration when it happens. Single guys may not be aware of these things, so it's up to them to use the heads up however they choose.
Are you referring to the city Phoenix? Is that close to Scottsdale? My boss ("The Big Guy") recently bought a huge house in Scottsdale.
As in the parlour in Kitchener. Where I got my feet wet and then realized why no one reviews there.
This pissing all over everything is more common than it may seem. My friend's Mom told me about this one time they were at a banquet and there was a unisex bathroom there. She had to use it, but on her way there, a guy dressed to the nines in a well cut suit went in before her. After he came out, she went in, and there was piss absolutely everywhere, on every surface. Her friend had gone into the washroom before him, and told her that it was clean when she went in.
Some people just get off on that kind of shit...Same with those who gleefully leave their dump in a public toilet for the next person to deal with, or those who take pleasure in plugging toilets with paper napkins.
Some guy shit in my Toronto hotel room and then overflowed the toilet. Who had to deal with hotel maitenance and staff? Moi!! They probably thought it was me!! *#$@@ idiot for doing this! I had to change rooms. Don't take a dump at an incall...ever.... please!! Use a public bathroom and then shower at the MP/SP's location.
Women can be just as bad as men in terms of piggish behavior. Gender has absolutely nothing to do with it.
After reading your thread i had a hearty laugh, but then i realize how you must have passed your time with such a goof of a guy who had not sense how to be in a company of a graceful lady like you are the one! Just do good screening of your clients, so you do not have to undergo such moments in your work life with bad experiences.
Three stories,
- A masseuse told me a story about this guy that got on the table drunk from drinking large quantities of beer. He falls asleep with his back on the table, and starts to whizz into the air while asleep. He was a large fat man with a large bladder that held a lot of beer.
- Another masseuse told me about a guy that had an odor coming from his rear end, when she looked at his butt hole she saw what looked like maggots around his anus. I realized that they were not maggots, I told her that I suspected it was herpes.
- A masseuse told me in Montreal about a client that had sexual organs that were almost non existent. He had a stubby appendage that was almost just a hole where his penis should have been.
- A masseuse told me a story about this guy that got on the table drunk from drinking large quantities of beer. He falls asleep with his back on the table, and starts to whizz into the air while asleep. He was a large fat man with a large bladder that held a lot of beer.
- Another masseuse told me about a guy that had an odor coming from his rear end, when she looked at his butt hole she saw what looked like maggots around his anus. I realized that they were not maggots, I told her that I suspected it was herpes.
- A masseuse told me in Montreal about a client that had sexual organs that were almost non existent. He had a stubby appendage that was almost just a hole where his penis should have been.
