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sparkyboy

Often confused
Aug 31, 2006
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My apocalypse preparedness includes a full tank of gas and a trip towards Darlington GS.

Having an extra head grow out of my ass is not what I call fun. The one I have spends most of it's time there anyway.
 

MajorMattMason

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May 4, 2002
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MRE= MEALS REJECTED BY ENEMY

Heres what you need

Clorox (water purificatioin 8 drops per gallon) works better than iodine or filters
Matches or windproof lighter
rope
space blankets
candles
battery operated flashlight (d or c batteries and steel wool can be used to start fires
powdered milk
dried fruit and vegetables
propane and grill for fire
canned meat
fire cans can be made from wax and corrugated cardboard rolled up inside of a can and provide fire in any conditions for a long time
(the food can be bought in any grocery store) the sites that sell survival supplies are a ripoff

First aid (at least): gauze, bandages, rubbing alcohol, aspirin or advil,
And

...a beautiful sp..

Matt
 

Bella6969

Banned
Aug 4, 2004
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Under Your Skin*
see i like that site for the reasons, that i can buy some kinda stuff
when it comes to Blackouts , Bad water .. general Emerg's
you never know when theses things could happen :)
 

Meaculpa

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Mar 4, 2006
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ROFL!

In all honesty, if there was major apocolypse that wiped 95% of the world, I'd rather die than
live through years of radiation, and eat dead bodies (after I've exhausted my emergency food) :D
 

tboy

resident smartass
Aug 18, 2001
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way out in left field
Don't forget the tin foil so you can fashion yerself a hat so the aliens won't be able to read your mind!
 

elmufdvr

quen es tu papi???
Feb 21, 2002
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do you know about the three men stuck out in the sea... for weeks..no food... the one man cut off his arm for food... more time goes by..the second man cut off his arm for food.... weeks go by.. starving the third man says it's his turn...he pulls down his pants.. the first man says we are going to eat sasuage? ...NO says the third man..YOU ARE GOING TO DRINK!!
 
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