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K Douglas

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A friend once said to me "it's not gay if you're the one banging an Asian Ladyboy." I'm like, no dude, that is gay. You're having anal sex with someone with a penis. I don't care if they have tits and look feminine.

If you are banging a biological male (which a lady boy is) then I would consider that a homosexual act. That's science.
 

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I will leave this here without comment:
 

NotADcotor

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I just realized something.
I like women with reason and accountability
According to Jack Nicholson's character in the movie "As good as it gets" Basically a woman is a man without reason and accountability.
Fuck, I think I am a gae. That damn gay agenda got to me.


As for the bible. Remember Jebus said all the old rules apply to the end of all things every little scribble, in 2 gospels. So that stuff about how it's OK to own slaves and pass them down to your children and treat them like crap but don't enslave your fellow Israelite still applies where the indentured servant rules apply. Granted some people seem to think the rules on taking slaves only from the nations around you mean that Canadians can't enslave other Canadians but can Americans, I think that's a misreading of the over all tone of the OT

Also how the bible isn't considered hate literature is beyond me.
 

jcpro

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I just realized something.
I like women with reason and accountability
According to Jack Nicholson's character in the movie "As good as it gets" Basically a woman is a man without reason and accountability.
Fuck, I think I am a gae. That damn gay agenda got to me.


As for the bible. Remember Jebus said all the old rules apply to the end of all things every little scribble, in 2 gospels. So that stuff about how it's OK to own slaves and pass them down to your children and treat them like crap but don't enslave your fellow Israelite still applies where the indentured servant rules apply. Granted some people seem to think the rules on taking slaves only from the nations around you mean that Canadians can't enslave other Canadians but can Americans, I think that's a misreading of the over all tone of the OT

Also how the bible isn't considered hate literature is beyond me.
Oh, but I can enslave my fellow Israelite. I just have to free her in the seventh year. Rules are rules!
 

NotADcotor

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Oh, but I can enslave my fellow Israelite. I just have to free her in the seventh year. Rules are rules!
You can take them as indentured servants and treat them well, wellish. Not as full out slaves.
 

Robert Mugabe

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Sucking a cock doesn’t make you gay. Loving a man makes you gay.
Love is love, sone people spend their whole lives looking for love and when they find it, it shouldn’t be the butt of thinly veiled homophobia.

Grow up homophobes and grow a pair. Nobody is going to try to turn you gay.
it shouldn’t be in the butt of thickly veined homophobia.
fixed that for ya.
 

Deviant

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So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:
"but you fuck one sheep..."

source internet
 

NotADcotor

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So according to woke rules, a trans man is a man. A trans is trans from birth even they don't realize it till much later in life.

So anyone who thought Ellen Page was hot is a gae.
 

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So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:
"but you fuck one sheep..."

source internet
In the black and white Trailer Park Boys pilot movie One Last Shot, Ricky told that joke to Julian, with the similar punchline "but you suck one dick...". Pat Roach, (Randy), is in the movie, but he plays a diiferent character. Ricky and Julian are "pet hitmen". They're hired by several people to whack someone's cat, because it kills songbirds in the neighbourhood.
 
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