A cat and a chicken

canada-man

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I have a relative who rescued an injured pigeon and the cat hung out with her and slept beside her. They were cute little buddies. :)
 
I thought it was a joke I heard in high school. But since it wasn't, here's the joke.

A farmer had a cat and a mouse, and a rooster and grain. He was bothered because the cat would always chase the mouse, and the rooster would always eat the grain. So he dug a moat and put the mouse and the grain inside the moat. The rooster decided he didn't like what the farmer did, so he took a running start, cleared the moat, and feasted on the grain. The cat decided she would do the same, so she took a running start, did not clear the moat, and got soaked.

The lesson of the story is that for every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy.
 
You see this a lot in Oahu in the "country" areas where there are a lot of feral chickens and stray cats. Eg: My kids and I have a favourite spot on the North-East coast called "Kahuku Grill" (recently renamed "Seven Brothers") at the old sugar mills. This place has literally dozens of stray cats/kittens and all sorts of feral chicken and chicks wandering around the property and outdoor deck. They all seem to get along fine - we've even seen chicks following a kitten around like it was their mother.