Yeah, that happened a little later, next time I have to ease up on the jalapenos.Mongrel4u said:
Let's just say they burned me twice.
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Let's just say they burned me twice.That was brutal - sorry your night was wrecked. I don't eat beans the day of an SP appointment to avoid gas.
I recall that the U.S. Navy doesn't serve beans or chili to submarine crews - hard to get a breath of fresh air when you're underwater on patrol.
I recall that the U.S. Navy doesn't serve beans or chili to submarine crews - hard to get a breath of fresh air when you're underwater on patrol.
When makeing beans it is always adviseable to add ginger to the mix. For some odd reason the ginger tends to cut down on gas.
Cheers!
Kelly
Cheers!
Kelly
The thing is, I didn't tell them. Little miss weak stomach has spilled the beans. (pardon the pun). As for here, I figured what the hell. My life is pretty well an open book and I thought some people might enjoy my misery.Amazon_woman said:
You have no idea. I am so embarassed you have no idea. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before, and some weird shit has happened through the years.
If I thought at the beginning of the night that I might get laid for EVEN ONE MINUTE, it would have been broiled chicken and rice. Fuck it, live and learn I guess.I do feel bad for both of you (especially her........lol). But dude, MEXICAN FOOD??????????..............along with countless beer............what were you thinking??????????
I laughed so hard I did something that most people would crawl into a hole and die from.
Btw A1 you owe me a new computer chair for writing that.
LOL.
Classic ! The best one yet on Terb.
Btw A1 you owe me a new computer chair for writing that.
LOL.
Classic ! The best one yet on Terb.
lol Puny is BRUTAL!PUNy said:
Flowers might help. Buy her a VERY expensive bouquet. It might help her forget the bad and remember the good. Make sure they smell very very very nice!
It was what I cleaned up outta my computer chair. LOLa 1 player said:Ok, I just found a burning bag of shit on my doorstep. Coincedence?
AAAHHHHH Señor Gringo you should leave the Mexican food to those of us who can handle it.....
seriously though, you should warn people about this kind of thing I was at the office reading your tale and i laughed so hard that people were coming in to check on me to see if I have finally gone crazy....
thanks for sharing A 1
seriously though, you should warn people about this kind of thing I was at the office reading your tale and i laughed so hard that people were coming in to check on me to see if I have finally gone crazy....
thanks for sharing A 1
PUNy said:Very funny, a 1 player; sounds like you had a real blast! Don't worry, I am sure that she is thinking/thought, "Ohhh...he was such a gas!".
Ok, stopping now. Besides, with all this laughter, I must go catch a second wind.
you are a real shit disturber. that was really pun-gent
A1:
Women come and go. While it would have been nice if this had happened a little latter in the festivities it happended. Chances are it wouldn't have gone anywhere anyway.
But you now have the priceless story to end all stories to tell.
Seems to me that the night was a complete success, even if not played out the way you might have hoped.
Women come and go. While it would have been nice if this had happened a little latter in the festivities it happended. Chances are it wouldn't have gone anywhere anyway.
But you now have the priceless story to end all stories to tell.
Seems to me that the night was a complete success, even if not played out the way you might have hoped.
Awesome story! Too bad it's not really a story, per se. I've had this almost happen to me before, but usually I could read the signs about a half-hour in advance. Once had to do the interruptus thing and make a young lady wait about 20 minutes so I could discreetly pinch a loaf in an effort to rid myself of the gas. I was hoping it would only take a couple minutes but this was going to be a 7.8 on the richter scale if I didn't do a thorough expulsion. Some women will give you the benefit of the doubt (I think it's called denial) and block out what you must obviously be doing in the can for that long. I suspect that most would not and would lose the mood real quick...
