72 virgins not a good deal !!!!!

[luckydick]

When i first heard about the 72 virgins' deal being offered by the false-prophet Mohammad after entering heaven,I thought that sounded pretty good. I was seriously considering the idea of converting to the islamic religion,but then i thought i should do the math first;maybe crunch some numbers before i made the final commitment.So i figured, ''Okay, i get 72 virgins and i could probably do thre a day"I then proceeded to divide the72 virgins by the three a day estimation,which came out to equal 26 days,worth of virgins. I thought "Hell, that's less then month's supply of virgins for all eternity. That's not going to be enough.''
But then i said to my self "Hey,wait minute! I'm in heaven. Ishould have heavenly angel type povers" I should be able to maintain an erection indefinitely. Well now, that means my month's supply of virgins has dwindled down to a one or to days supply of virgins.That's when i realized converting to Islam would be the worst thing I could do to my imortal soul. I came to the conclusion that I'm better off just staying infidel.At least that means I'll probably be going to hell where I can do all the slutty ,hot chicks I want for the rest of eternity. That's got to be in the trillions.
I'm sure glad Idid the math. It's good to have I.Q. in the upper 70's!

 

[very shy]

When i first heard about the 72 virgins' deal being offered by the false-prophet Mohammad

All the women I've met have a special something for the men who have deflowered them. I actualy married a woman who had that special something for me.

My ears are still ringing, I can't imagine 72 of the same.

May we all live happy, healthy, propserous and long lives with our TERB sp's.

BTW. the post was very entertaining, the bracketed thought after the quote above was, IMHO, uneccessary.

 

[great bear]

Is it possible to do a 69 with 72 virgins? What to do with the 3 left over?

 

[gibsomstreet]

Just wait. You might wind up with 36 copies of the first John & Yoko album instead

 

[papasmerf]

Don't forget some of them 72 could be TOV and his ilk

 

[mrpolarbear]

When i first heard about the 72 virgins' deal being offered by the false-prophet Mohammad after entering heaven,I thought that sounded pretty good. I was seriously considering the idea of converting to the islamic religion,but then i thought i should do the math first;maybe crunch some numbers before i made the final commitment.So i figured, ''Okay, i get 72 virgins and i could probably do thre a day"I then proceeded to divide the72 virgins by the three a day estimation,which came out to equal 26 days,worth of virgins. I thought "Hell, that's less then month's supply of virgins for all eternity. That's not going to be enough.''
But then i said to my self "Hey,wait minute! I'm in heaven. Ishould have heavenly angel type povers" I should be able to maintain an erection indefinitely. Well now, that means my month's supply of virgins has dwindled down to a one or to days supply of virgins.That's when i realized converting to Islam would be the worst thing I could do to my imortal soul. I came to the conclusion that I'm better off just staying infidel.At least that means I'll probably be going to hell where I can do all the slutty ,hot chicks I want for the rest of eternity. That's got to be in the trillions.
I'm sure glad Idid the math. It's good to have I.Q. in the upper 70's!

You forgot one thing about going to hell, your dick wont get hard anymore

 

[Ashlyn]

You forgot one thing about going to hell, your dick wont get hard anymore

forget who it was but I was watching Letterman....and the fellow had a good point. "would'nt you rather 72 sluts that know what the hell they are doing? lol


it was a guy with a puppet but still I laughed so hard lol
Just a thought

 

[luckydick]

You forgot one thing about going to hell, your dick wont get hard anymore

gee i ditn't think of that .I may have to rethink my decision

 

[Cinema Face]

All you have to do is kill infidels. As long as you have no ethical problem with that, then go ahead.

 

[newbler]

i was watching seinfeld and he said, 72 virgins... how did they come up with that number. you know you are dealing with people who come from a bartering nation when you come up with a number like 72, one side probably started at 50, the other at 100. 50, 100, 60, 90, 65, 80, 70, 75, 72, deal!

 

[freshbreath]

72 virgins, each with 3 virgin orifices

72 * 3 = 216 virginal experiences

 

[fisherman888]

72 virgins who went to heaven .

They have never enjoy the pleasure from a dick.

They averaged 65 years old

As punishment, you have to make sure these old ladies get laid every day

Good Luck