Tried it a few weeks ago......
Not trying to scoop you SlitherySOB, but here is what i encountered:
Looking for some quick relief I found the ad in the WTW paper: New Grand Opening Special $35. Drove around for half an hour looking for the stupid place. Finally had to call. Sorted things out and parked at the Coffee Time and walked to the house. Very public intersection, I might add when walking. Went in the house ( small sign on the door said 'open'). Tom Petty was there with his older sister. The sister was all dolled up with makeup and lipstick and such, and bleached blonde hair. 55+ I would guess. Not totally unpleasant for her age. Once I commit to something , I follow through. So I takes a deep breathe and ask if this is the place to get a massage. The sister says "Yes". We all just stand there. I look at Tom. Then his sister. Then back to Tom, who is smiling now because nothing's happening. I say, "well let's get to it." We proceed to a room with a table. Tom's sister asks for some seed money and I say "How much?" She says, "40" I say the ad says "35 - Grand Opening" She says, "What paper" I say, " Here's 40". Get on with it. First day on the job, methinks.
She proceeded to give me a massage from head to toe which wasn't that bad for someone who obviously wasn't trained in any massage technique. Teasing was very minimal. A frontal massage was given as well which left out the naughty bits. "All done" She says. "What about the rest?", says I.
She sort of shrugged and proceeded with a happy ending. Nothing to write home to Mom about.
All the while a CD was playing but the boombox was set on single song repeat. It was almost comical hearing the same song over and over for a half hour. It may have been a half hour or not though. No clock in the room.
Showered in the bathroom in the hall wearing a supplied robe.
Tipped her 10 on the way out for no other reason than it must have been her first day.
Repeat?: Absolutely never.
Cheers,
Jack.
SlitherySOB said:
Oh Christ, don't bother. I went there. Older looking lady. Looked alot like Tom Petty with tits. Brought 80, spent 60. Figured I'd go for topless. Took off her bra and her breasts went KAPLOP. Nipples hanging to her knees. They weren't even big breasts. Just very saggy. I swear, they must have started just a bit above her belly button. Massage was pretty much her moving her hand over my back and asking if I wanted nude. Nope. The finish? She ripped my dick off. Like a jackhammer. She keeps my scrotum mounted now. I'm going off to steal it back. See if I can sew it back on. Damn. She made me bleed. I came home afterwards and their was blood on my boxers because she was yanking so damn hard.
