3 vampires walk into a bar...

[stormstatic]

3 vampires walk into a bar, 1st vampire walks up to bartender, says "I'll have a pint of blood", bartender gives it to him, he drinks it down.

2nd vampire walks up to bartender, says "I'll have a pint of blood", bartender gives it to him, he drinks it down.

3rd vampire walks up to bartender, says "I'll have cup of hot water please"

Bartender says "Why do you want a cup of hot water?"

3rd vampire pulls out a bloody tampon and says "tea time!"

 

[Francesca22]

3 vampires walk into a bar, 1st vampire walks up to bartender, says "I'll have a pint of blood", bartender gives it to him, he drinks it down.

2nd vampire walks up to bartender, says "I'll have a pint of blood", bartender gives it to him, he drinks it down.

3rd vampire walks up to bartender, says "I'll have cup of hot water please"

Bartender says "Why do you want a cup of hot water?"

3rd vampire pulls out a bloody tampon and says "tea time!"

And here I thought you were talking about TruBlood the new TV show
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[Serpent]

And here I thought you were talking about TruBlood the new TV show
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Love that show.

 

[Francesca22]

Love that show.

You and I BOTH!
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[RayFinkel]

3 vampires walk into a bar...

OUCH!

Why didn't the other two vampires notice the first vampire walk into the bar?

 

[AJstar]

I don't know why the pint of blood is ok,but tampon tea? Just gross.

 

[Serpent]

I don't know why the pint of blood is ok,but tampon tea? Just gross.

Dude..vampires don't care...

 

[Francesca22]

I don't know why the pint of blood is ok,but tampon tea? Just gross.

They don't distinguish between the two
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