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k9jimmy

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Thats right. I pop quicker than popcorn in a California wild fire. It takes me longer to walk to the sp's room from the parking lot. Turn your head for a second and you'll miss it.
I once blew my load before the sp could undress. No shower was needed.

The other 28 minutes (or 58 depending on the booking) is awkward. You can only talk about the weather for so long. And I dont give a flying fuck what the weather is like in south america.

My ex wife was so unhappy that my kids look like my mailman.
 
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Art Mann

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k9jimmy said:
... The other 28 minutes (or 58 depending on the booking) is awkward. You can only talk about the weather for so long. ...
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Seriously?

This is why God invented MSOG ... also DATY.

Forget talking about the weather. Try spending the first 28 minutes (or 58) treating her to MSOG.

The love you take is equal to the love you make.
 
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angelinblkboots

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k9jimmy said:
Thats right. I pop quicker than popcorn in a California wild fire. It takes me longer to walk to the sp's room from the parking lot. Turn your head for a second and you'll miss it.
I once blew my load before the sp could undress. No shower was needed.

The other 28 minutes (or 58 depending on the booking) is awkward. You can only talk about the weather for so long. And I dont give a flying fuck what the weather is like in south america.

My ex wife was so unhappy that my kids look like my mailman.
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i would have massaged you for 20 mins then flipped you over and let you go again!!! I agree with Artmann MSOG!!!! :)
 
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AllishaMyst

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He also said he blew once even before she had her clothes off. May I recommend masturbating before your appointment then let angelineblkboots massage you for twenty minutes...hee hee.
 
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esoterica

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k9jimmy said:
Thats right. I pop quicker than popcorn in a California wild fire. It takes me longer to walk to the sp's room from the parking lot. Turn your head for a second and you'll miss it.
I once blew my load before the sp could undress.
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There's meds for that. Zoloft, for instance, at a lower dose than for its use as an antidepressant.
 
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Ridgeman08

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Artmann said:
What's a 30 minute session?
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LMFAO! Good answer Artmann!

Never booked for anything less than 90 min myself.

Hey k9, I suggest maybe you pleasure the ladies you're seeing, you might find your success rate and MSOG go up exponentially!
 
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angelinblkboots

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AllishaMyst said:
He also said he blew once even before she had her clothes off. May I recommend masturbating before your appointment then let angelineblkboots massage you for twenty minutes...hee hee.
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cute maybe we could massage him together ;) get him to go a few times hehe!!!
and the rest of you guys are sooo cute!!!! i think this is the funniest thread ive ever read - keep comments coming !!!!!
 
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k9jimmy

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AllishaMyst said:
How many time do you think he would go before passing out if we both massaged him? lol
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Probably a lot because the thought just made me mess my pants. :-\


If its msog, would it be rude to ask the sp to get the first shot over with asap. Getting the first one off take most of my nerves away but I don't want to be rude.
 
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What For

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k9jimmy said:
Probably a lot because the thought just made me mess my pants. :-\


If its msog, would it be rude to ask the sp to get the first shot over with asap. Getting the first one off take most of my nerves away but I don't want to be rude.
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Dude its your time. They want you to enjoy it. It' not rude to ask.... Ir's stupid not to ask!
 
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k9jimmy

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Dude its your time. They want you to enjoy it. It' not rude to ask.... Ir's stupid not to ask!
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It should be but some sp's have their rules. I've seen one in the past that did not allow msog in our 1 hour meeting. Paid full price for 10 minutes. LOL. Too embarrassed to make a scene so I left.
 
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angelinblkboots

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k9jimmy said:
Probably a lot because the thought just made me mess my pants. :-\


If its msog, would it be rude to ask the sp to get the first shot over with asap. Getting the first one off take most of my nerves away but I don't want to be rude.
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JIMMY!!!! haha it is not rude at all if i see cleint is very excited i just get him off right away then massage him for a while and go again! I always offer msog why should a guy pay full price for a 10 min session? Im a cougar im always on the prowl ;) love msog !!!!!
 
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KW Mish

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k9jimmy said:
Probably a lot because the thought just made me mess my pants. :-\


If its msog, would it be rude to ask the sp to get the first shot over with asap. Getting the first one off take most of my nerves away but I don't want to be rude.
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It is not rude you are the client and it is your time. Some ladies don't allow MSOG but again its your time. For me if you can go 50 times in a HH I say Yiiipppppeeeee!!! xo Mish
 
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